A Citizens Line

John McCain should say these things....

1. "YOU KNOW YOU AND YOUR MONEY WILL BE SAFE WITH ME ON ANY ISSUE - TAXES, IMMIGRATION, TERROR, PATRIOTISM, EXPERIENCE. THAT CANNOT BE SAID OF MY SEEDLING OPPONENT."

2. "WE WILL DEPART IRAQ WITH HONOR IN MY PRESIDENCY..NOT WITH OUR TAILS TUCKED BETWEEN OUR LEGS, as would be the case with my YOUNG and INEXPERIENCED opponent."

3. "VISUALIZE THIS PICTURE - WE NEED A HEAVY WEIGHT IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHEN THE U.S. HAS BIG PROBLEMS, NOT A LIGHT WEIGHT. IS IT NOT OBVIOUS IN THIS RACE THAT I AM THE SEASONED HEAVY WEIGHT, AND THAT MY OPPONENT IS THE NAIVE LIGHT WEIGHT?"

4. "WE CANNOT AFFORD TO TAKE THE CHANCE WITH ANY YOUNG AND INEXPERIENCED MAN, NO MATTER HOW SUAVELY HE SPEAKS, OR HANDSOME HE MIGHT BE".

Manwalking

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