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Friday, August 18, 2006
5:24:00 PM EDT

Babies are Ick.

Have a baby but can't bear to touch it?  You've done what you could--full time nanny, bottle with a prop pillow--but still sometimes you have to...ew...touch it.  And that baby ickiness gets on your HANDS.  Bleh.  Here's help.   And it's not at ALL creepy.  That baby'll grow up juuuust fine.


Must be what it was like to grow up in the Addams Family, with Thing as a nurse.

;with thanks to Imaginary Jilly

edited to add: Thanks for NOTHING.  Glory hog.  It is Imaginary Barbara, reluctant reader of the occasional blog, to whom all praise should go.  Mea culpa.


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  • #3 Comment from jrekarate 
    8/23/06 8:53 AM Permalink
    LOL!! If I prop a pair up by the sink maybe that will count as doing the dishes!
  • #2 Comment from hallcjm 
    8/21/06 5:15 PM Permalink
    That CANNOT be for real!!!!!! OMG....that is the oogiest thing ever.
  • #1 Comment from foilhat16 
    8/18/06 8:30 PM Permalink
    Ewwww!!!!!!!!!!  That is sooooo creepy.  But if I had an icky baby like the one in the picture, I'd use fake hands too.