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Hello again Vol. 3
Hello again everyone....
After some time away I've decided to start back up the joke journal. I've missed everyone in Journal Land and hope to share some laughs like I use to. Everything is going great here in the land of Elvis. I have been keeping myself busy with work and a great girl I have been seeing for a while. Life could not be more grand.
I hope everyone is well and look forward to chatting with you all soon. Take care.
chris
Top Ten Things Overheard In Line At The Clinton Book Signing
10. I've never been to a book signing at hooters before
9. Hey Gore, bring up some more books from the basement
8. Mr. President, do you know that woman under the table?
7. Could you make it out to Gennifer with a 'G'?
6. Look, Ken Starr...nah, I'm just messin' with you
5. This long line is the result of a vast right-wing conspiracy
4. Those aren't secret service agents - - those are Hillary's people keeping an eye on him
3. He's a lot more bubbaish in person
2. How come they're moving all the good-looking women to the front of the line?
1. I just pray he signs it with a pen
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Welcome back Chris! Glad to see you back my friend. I hope all is well with you.
You have been missed.
Love, Penny
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Yippee! So happy to see you back! Missed you bunches! ~Peachy
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How 'bout this?: "Cigar, anyone?". Welcome back---you've been sorely missed!
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chris, i don't remember you. (lest you get a big head from all those who commented below) but the hippie sent me here, and I am thankful she did.
they call me (for no apparent reason)
~~mumsy
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6/27/04 11:34 PM