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Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11"

10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing

9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

1. I thought this was supposed to be about Dodgeball



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  • #3 Comment from krobbie67 
    7/4/04 10:48 PM Permalink
    This was too funny! I'm so glad you're back. :-) ---Robbie
  • #2 Comment from trinkabell10 
    7/2/04 12:09 AM Permalink
    #4: Priceless!  I really wish I could see the movie :-/  Too bad I was born a major wimp, darn lol.  I don't love Michael Moore, but I wouldn't mind seeing this film.  ~  Kate xo
  • #1 Comment from mkgninja 
    6/30/04 8:26 AM Permalink
    LMAO  I saw some yound republicans trying to say the movie took a lot of things out of context and made GW look like a dumba$$.  I figure he just called him like he saw him :)~Melissa