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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Fat Spider-Man
10. "Got any talc? I'm chafing like a son-of-a-bitch in this thing"
9. "My spider-sense is tingling - - no, wait, I think it's a stroke"
8. "If I climb that wall, do you promise not to stare at my gigantic ass?"
7. "Thank god the Superhero League dropped the physical fitness requirements"
6. "I'm part spider, but I'm all man where it counts"
5. "Some bug bites me, next thing I know I'm a fat piece of crap"
4. "If you're in trouble, come find me at Pizza Hut"
3. "Hey, you see a fat Wonder Woman around here?"
2. "I'd gladly trade my superpowers for some self-control at the buffet"
1. "You didn't hear it from me, but Aquaman's gay"
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Happy Birthday ...a little late. Sorry I missed it. Hope you had a great day and have a great year ahead of you. ((((Chris))))
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Happy B`day, Chris!
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Happy Birthday Chris!
That's one heck of a scary pic there.
Happy Birthday!
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LMAO! Ah Chris is back in grand style indeed! Loving the sidebar links too! I missed those! :-)
8/15/04 6:18 PM