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Saturday, September 23, 2006
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September 2006
Saturday, September 23, 2006
2:38:00 PM EDT
Feeling Mischievous

I want one!

 

I've just seen the new Top Secret, 10th Anniversary Elmo doll, T.M.X.  Oh wow, he is adorable! I could not stop laughing! Laughter is indeed the best medicine, LOL. I have to have one!!! I believe I've been a good girl this year, or at least I've tried to be, so I think it's only fair that Santa brings me the new Elmo for Christmas :)

 

             

 

              Tickle Me Elmo 
 

(*contains a little adult humor*)

A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they make "Tickle me Elmo dolls". It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her she wouldbe stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes.

On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut it down because one worker couldn't keep up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her. Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.

The boss could not control his laughter and said, "Lady, I said to give each doll Two---Test---Tickles--- not two testicles!"



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  • #17 Comment from dca721 
    11/8/06 10:36 PM Permalink
    Hi Mandy,
    I want one too!
    I am falling asleep at the keyboard, time for bed.
    Good night,
    Donna {{{HUGS}}}
  • #16 Comment from lindaggeorge 
    9/25/06 10:28 AM Permalink
    I want one, it will drive my cats mad!

    Linda x.

    http://journals.aol.co.uk/lindaggeorge/GeorgeMansions/
  • #15 Comment from lv2trnscrb 
    9/25/06 12:03 AM Permalink
    Elmo is adorable! I think Koda would like one for Christmas. He would be just like the beagle in the video

    (the poem was cute :)

    betty
  • #14 Comment from ally123130585918 
    9/24/06 11:34 AM Permalink
    That is just lovely I must get one ~ loved the "Tickle Me Elmo" lol that made funny reading ~ Ally
  • #13 Comment from lisa41076 
    9/24/06 12:51 AM Permalink
    Mandy, I hope you get one of these Elmo's for Christmas !!!!!!!!!! Love You Lisa
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