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Tuesday, October 31, 2006
8:27:00 PM EST
Feeling Silly
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
And the #1 reason .....
1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
Make sure you know the lingo this Halloween:
Halloween Terminology
Bobbing Apples: What happens when you jog without a bra.
Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's chores to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."
Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton: Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."
Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee
Mooning witch tag compliments of Heather.
You know how McDonald's sometimes has either girl or boy toys to pick from for their Happy Meals for kids, well... I'm a big kid and yes, I do get Happy Meals for myself, depending on the toy that they have at the time. Since it's Halloween, here's a treat for girls and for boys.
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8:27:00 PM EST
Feeling Silly
Some Halloween Fun
My girls are downstairs now giving out candy to the trick-or-treaters, while I'm up in the office with a terrible headache and a million things to do, and of course AOL is being a royal pain in the ASS tonight! Does anyone know of a male secretary that's looking for a job? I could certainly use one! ;-) I received a couple of cute things today so I thought I'd share them. I don't know if there really is anything better than sex, I guess that's a matter of opinion, LOL, but here goes:
Top 10 Reasons Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex:
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
And the #1 reason .....
1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
Make sure you know the lingo this Halloween:
Halloween Terminology
Bobbing Apples: What happens when you jog without a bra.
Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's chores to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."
Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton: Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."
Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee
Mooning witch tag compliments of Heather.
You know how McDonald's sometimes has either girl or boy toys to pick from for their Happy Meals for kids, well... I'm a big kid and yes, I do get Happy Meals for myself, depending on the toy that they have at the time. Since it's Halloween, here's a treat for girls and for boys.
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LOL Mandy this is a great entry ~ Happy belated Halloween ~ Ally
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Okay, you got to tell me how you were able to put these backgrounds on your journal.
Missie
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Another reason Halloween is better than sex....You don't have to shave your legs for it, in fact its better if you don't! lol
Linda.
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Those were cute. Hope your headache is gone this morning. Helen
11/2/06 6:37 PM
loved that entry
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