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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
4:05:00 PM EDT

Sleepless in Ithaca

Imagine, if you can, laying in a strange bed with a handful of wires attached to various parts of your body, twisted into a bunch atop your pillow.  Imagine being in a dark room with a total stranger listening in on all sounds you make, even as low as a whisper.  Imagine having to be assisted in traveling to the bathroom by the same stranger.

If you can do all of this, you have some idea of what a sleep study is all about.  After suspecting that I had sleep apnea, my Dr suggested that I have a sleep study done.  I have trouble staying awake most days and am told that I snore loudly enough to wake the dead.....all symptoms. 

After arriving at the hospital at 10pm, I spent another hour being hooked up to wires.  They were attached to my scalp, fingers, chest, abdomen...even my upper lip!   I was then supposed to have a "normal" nights sleep while being monitored from an unseen location.  My favorite part was when I needed to plead quietly into the darkness that I needed to use the bathroom.  A technician appeared at my door, unplugged me from my monitoring system and helped me into the bathroom, where I discovered how difficult it is to use the toilet while juggling a giant squid of tangled wires.

The upshot of this experience is that I need to do this again, only with a C-PAP machine (another type of giant plastic squid) attached to my face.  I do indeed have sleep apnea.  I stop breathing 64 times an hour during the night, according to my silent night monitor, making it difficult to get enough oxygen to my brain. (No wise comments, Henry)

 



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  • #1 Comment from or1gamifreak 
    3/26/08 9:48 PM Permalink
    Maybe you could arrange to have a massage right before the next sleep study - then you would be too relaxed to care about all those wires... :-)

    Wow - 64 times an hour?  More than once a minute?!  Yikes.

    I have been told I snore, but supposedly it sounds more like a soft snorting or snuffling.  Ask Deb - she's shared a room with me, before.  I've heard my sister Eloise snore, and it sounds like that.