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Subject: Kill Kill Kill
Time: 2:30:00 AM EST
Author: monponsett
Pregame Pats Warm Up Stuff
Gotta warm the crowd up first.... why not leave it to the widely-recognized blue-eyed soul of the Russian Special Forces?
Wait a minute...Ivan doesn't represent the Patriots in MY world, sucka! Here's a patriotic rapper, who left a lucrative tour to enlist after 9-11.
YouTube - canibus army freestyle
You have to get in a few raps before the game, because the other side is doing it as well.
Worst rap I ever saw... and that video actually put a "find the worst rap ever" bug in my head, which led to the search that found the Spetsnaz Rap.... which is still better than that kid.
Of course... no one on THEIR side shaved his head and got it tattooed to resemble a Chargers helmet, like our people are doing: Patriots Fan Gets Helmet Tattooed On Head - Sports News Story - WMUR Manchester
I'm still not there, yet. I like to be ready to kill when I watch a game.
MySpaceTV Videos: Sugar Bowl Pregame by TURK
Here's my favorite pre-game speaker.... Derrick Moore, who is the- no joke- official "football chaplain" for the Georgia Tech football team.
His videos are all over the internet, because he's f*cking mad. There's a better video of the chaplain walking around with a sledgehammer, but it took forever to load.
YouTube - Georgia Tech pregame speech before Notre Dame game
If church were more like this... I'd actually go.
The best part about Chaplain Moore is that the comments section on allhis You Tube videos are filled with things like "Goddamn.. give me my helmet!" He's a master motivator.
Here's another man of God... YouTube - Bobby Knight - angry motivation speech -
Of course... if you're gonna go with a psychopath, you may as well get football Scarface: YouTube - Al Pacino's Inspirational Speech
You have to be motivated for the Pats, because it's going tobe about 15 degrees at game time,with a howling wind out of the north.
I had some pretty cold soccer games back in the day,especially when we'd get deepin the tournament and end up playing Longmeadow in Worcester or something. Elle has had some cold field hockey games in her brief time upon the stage of life... and toy play field hockey in a skirt.
Either way...you may enjoy this article:
ABC News: The Cold Hard Facts of Bad-Weather Football
And of course... the piece de resistance:
YouTube - Pats Vs Oakland Snow Bowl game
It doesn't get any better than that, kids... enjoy the game.
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Robots don't need motivation. You just show them the pirated game film and they execute. Porkins is taking out the Death Star. NE has a rapper...Marky Mark. So take the Pat Pet Semetary nation to the woodshed. AAyuh! That's what I said. The land where everyone talks like Fran Drescher. Where it sounds like your being bitched at all the time...wait...you are! Don't count your chickens before their hatched, a Charger wolf is coming to your hen house, and he's gonna get the farmer too! LIGHTS OUT!
1/20/08 11:07 AM