Book of Beginnings; Story Without End

I thought about whether posting these questions or not, I kept saying to myself, "No, shut up" over and over. But you know me, I never listen:

I keep hearing that smart comment about keeping "the road hot." My first insinct says, "NO! I do not keep the roads hot, when I ride by I send a nice breeze, therefore I keep the roads cool."

THEN:

A friend of a friend of a friend told me of getting her tires rotated and how much it was. OK......how come you PAY someone to rotate your tires? Isn't that the basic idea behind the wheel? Don't when you drive, they rotate on their own? This same friend of a friend of a friend, tells me I keep the roads hot, now I just say, "I'm rotating my tires."

Also, I went to the store with my mom, YIPPEE! I know stupidity isn't a handicap, I've gotten that email several times - Park Elsewhere. I get to park close to the door with my mom. But it makes me think about something. First, why do they ticket you if you park in a handicapped parking space, but no one is ticketed for using a handicapped stall in the bathroom? Secondly, the sign for the handicapped "vechicles" reads, "Handicap Van Access." Well, duh! Did anyone think someone with a handicap rides in only a car or truck? I did however park in the Van Access parking space, my excuse was my car was in denial.

Also, just for fun, why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?

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