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A new email virus. Please Read.
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only mobile/cel numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98/XP environment,
it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE!'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 1 .7 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!
***ok well all know this one is a joke. if you ever get anything in an email asking you to pass it on you can go to www.snopes.com to check to see if the information is true or just something that is going around.
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I think I read or heard somewhere that more than half the virus alerts you get in email are hoaxes. I've learned to NEVER delete something from my computer based on one of these emails, because they often create gateways for hackers to get into your computer. This one is pretty funny, though. LOL
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Funny stuff. Biting humour there.
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You had me going there for alittle bit you crazy broad!!!!
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LOLOL
Yup.. here I am.. on the computer... would that it were otherwise though, roll on this weekend *wink*
9/29/04 5:53 PM