Ginger Tails

Well, I thought it was the perfect plan.  I've gained their trust so well that they finally slipped up.  Alas, my overall plan was foiled!

Food on the kitchen floor is for me!  They drop things and I get to eat them.  So this must be for me.  Noone's around...

Hmmm... what's in here?  Let's see... a box.  That doesn't smell very good.  Another box.  What are Triscuits, anyway?

Ohhh... this looks good.  It says "cocktail rye."  Let me just pull this out.  OH!  And what's in the baggy?  Pita bread!  Whole wheat... mmm....

*Rip  Tear  Chomp Chomp Chomp*  Mmmmm!  This pita bread is good!  I think I'll eat the whole bag!  How nice of them to leave this for me.  I love the kitchen!!!  Yummy.... let me bring this to the living room where I can get comfy and eat some more.  Mmmm... yummmm.... pita is my new best friend.  Yummmmmmmm....... Ugggggg.... I'm a little thirsty and full.  Better have some water. 

*Lap lap lap lap lap*  Hmmm... now I'm REALLY full.  I better put this other bag of pita and rye away for later.

Let me see... this rye... where can I put it?  No.. not there... nope... hmm... I know!  Under the desk in the office!  Noone will think to find it there.

And this other pita.  Hmm... this is very tasty.  I better hide it well.  Here... no.... what about... that won't work...

I know!  I'll put it in the back corner of my crate and then cover it with my blankets!  Noone will look there, I can watch it carefully, and then next time Blue, Gerdie, Scout, Trooper, Summit, or my other friends come I can be a true hostess and offer up yummy pita!  Yes... that's the plan.  I will gently arrange my blankets on top of it in the corner so noone finds it.  I'm a crafty girl.

Hi Lori!  You're home!  Oh... yes... I found the pita.  Thank you.  Notice I didn't eat the bag, just what was in it.

What are you looking for?  Oh... I see you found the rye bread.  Yes... I was saving that.  What?  It isn't for me?

What are you looking for now?  Why are you looking under the bed?  And under the chair?  And in the closet?  Maybe I can help you find what you want.

Oh... no... nothing is in my crate.  Nothing but the pita you left me.  Wait... why are you taking the pita?  Wasn't that for me?  Hmmm... I guess I'll have to go shopping for my pooch soiree afterall....

I'll never understand these people.  Leaving me good food and then taking it back.  How silly....

I hope I get more pita soon!

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