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The Clogged Blogger
I had another encounter with Medusa, whose new performance art piece is very loud and confrontational. I do not want to write about it now. Here is something that came to me after the latest incident.
The Clogged Blogger
To be read in the style of the Beatniks, with bongo and flute as accompaniment.
I toggle from troglodyte to blogger
From frog to pollywog
Have I been flogged?
[trills from the flute]
I, just a cog in a blogging boggle
In a fog
[shout] ANGER! [three bongo beats]
New blog pages flushed ! [two bongo beats]
soggy blog
get pen and paper
new blog in analog
[trills from the flute]
I am a hog
I need to jog
no eggs for the nog
[four bongo beats, in agreement]
soggy foggy smoggy blog
doggie ate the blog
[shout] BAD DOG!
No blog to log
[bongo beat, and flute trills together]
[applause and bows optional, as the audience may see fit]
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Don
LOL...You do Ginsberg and Kerouac proud! I could see you at Cafe Vesuvio!
Always, Carly
7/27/05 9:36 PM