Microwaveable Short Stories

I just got a deal at the store for some frozen dinners, "Just like Mom used to make." I got these at five dinners for ten dollars. They have chicken, French fries, corn and a brownie for desert. I just had one, and thought the microwave instructions were a little strange. What do you think of these?

Microwave Instructions

1. Remove plastic cover from chicken, French fries and brownie. Poke holes in plastic over corn.
2. Microwave on HIGH 5 to 6 minutes
3. Let stand 1 minute in microwave oven
4. Stir corn before serving
5. Eat all vegetables and meat before the brownie desert
6. Don't make that face or it will get stuck that way for the rest of your life.
7. Sit there until you have finished everything on your plate.
8. That's it, no brownie for desert.
9. Wait 'til your father gets home.

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• #12 Comment from pittsk615 
  8/12/05 1:19 AM | Permalink

  lmao
  
  Kristina
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• #11 Comment from lurkynat 
  7/23/05 8:25 AM | Permalink

  lol nat
• #10 Comment from mavarin 
  7/23/05 1:06 AM | Permalink

  Do the vegetables consist of ketchup for the fries?
  
  Off to a good start!  Now for you next trick....
  
  Karen
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• #9 Comment from botdotdotdot 
  7/23/05 12:32 AM | Permalink

  If you like those dinners you should try the new reallity dinners from Fox.  They're mostly corn and you don't remove the plastic, you stab it in the back.  Once you get it hot all the kernals of corn try to vote each other out of the tray.  That's must eat T V dinners.
  
  Alan
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• #8 Comment from indigosunmoon 
  7/22/05 11:57 PM | Permalink

  Hm...The directions have gotten a bit strict
  I'd say!  LMAO
  Welcome to Journal land!
  Connie
  
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