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What's the number one reason why women loose their sex drive after they're married? Answer? Foreplay is down to five minutes and quickies is the standard. Solution--30 minutes of foreplay is the norm, get with it DAILY or your on your own. She knows your old patterns. She aint gonna want to if she knows its all about you baby. She will give you a whole list of lies, so you don't take it personal. She has hinted and told you what she wanted but your the one who can't do the math. (Christian or non-Christian this is actually a topic that does cause problems in marriage. So, lets be real about it and not get anal, thanx)

Men Take the Foreplay Minutes Test-

Take the foreplay minutes test? I know. Did Raven just say what I think she just said?...Yep! I know some things shouldn't be spoken because we taint such conversations with, that's not appropriate but this is vital.  What I offer is a brain gusting solution that will change your relationship. I mentioned this once, in a previous entry- What's the number one reasons why....but this is really simple. Its like a DUH moment that no-one spoke the DUH before. So, this DUH will take thirty minutes of your time. Your confrontation with your partner now comes with a support system. This is what you do.

Add up your foreplay minutes for the typical intimate session. You'll know the answer soon enough and if your numbers are low and your gonna get jiggy with it;expect at least three months before her attitude will change. Hold on its gonna be a long ride before she believes you've changed. Deal with it. As they say in baseball, you threw the ball. The curve ball of you changing and getting higher numbers, will take time before she believes your a straight shooter. It will be worth it. You will get a yes every time and you both will be happier for it.

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What's the number one reason why men love sports? It's all testosterone male anointed emotions and tears aren't allowed. They get to feel like themselves and there are no women around them trying to clone them into women. Freedom baby, freedom to be you. Solution-Good for you.

What's the number one reason why women have to talk about everything? Its all estrogen female anointed emotions where we are driven to vent and PMS is an viable excuse. We feel better afterwards but only briefly, cause tomorrow is another day and we get to do it all over again.(smile) Denial- It's not about solving the problem its about you agreeing with her. Women are notorious for only feeling loved if you acknowledge their feelings as truth. So, learn to lie.

What's the number one reason why men don't have lots of female friends? Venting only encourages more venting. So, some men try the optimistic approach- If they listen, women will talk less and be happier with the solutions given. Solution-Ladies, your supposed to talk about your problems because your main motive is to solve them. Listen to them.

What's the number one reason why men can't multitask? Because they think about sex every 5 minutes. It would feel like insanity to them to add any more thoughts to their list.

Solution-Get some self control guys. Most wives don't benefit from your mental consumption. Think less you will play a little longer.

What's the number one reason why women are skinny? Because they're still single. Solution-Do it because you want to live longer. Then your figure is about your health and not gaining a guy besides him reminding you of what you eat later on, only ends up with food poison on his plate later on. Save yourself some jail time.

What's the number one reason why men are athletic? They're single and their libido are still full throttle. Solution-Get on Viagra and keep exercising. Both will help keep you in shape.

What's the number one reason why men look at huge breasts? It's all about their shock and sense of adventure. It carries a shock value where eye contact is outside of their control. When it comes to physical attraction, they really have no preference. It's why in intimacy the breasts get the least amount of attention. Solution- The life span of breast attention in marriage is a few minutes per session. Do the math over a life time and realize it's really not that big of a deal to you, otherwise women would have other stories to tell.

What's the number one reason why women prefer taller men? To look up too when your holding her on the dance floor and to protect us. We want them to be able to intimidate any jerk off's in the future. Solution-You will only go dancing a handful of times during a typical marriage. Short guys are capable of protecting you, so get over it.

What's the number one reason why men prefer taller women? It's a leg issue and they need to prove their masculine. It's their ego competing with their ego. Solution-Men, you will never prove you have an ego to yourself. Keep the leg issue thing and get therapy for the other. You will feel taller than.

What's the number one reason why men are romantic when they're dating and stop after marriage? It's because they were single and trying to win you. They actually hate doing that stuff. It's pressure to say female stuff and be required to be good at it, otherwise they're sleeping on the couch if they do it wrong. Solution-Be nice to them ladies. They didn't grow up playing with Barbies, watching romance movies and reading romance novels. They will never be as good at it as you.

What's the number one reason for divorce? It's all about you baby. You change for no-one. That goes for women and men. I have learned women are no better at changing then men. Shocking? I know and I am a gal.

What's the number one reason why men say I love you within the first few months of dating? Hitting home base requires romance novel dialogue. Solution-Men- Don't break her heart. She's got a mama, papa, friends, maybe kids...you don't just hurt her but a whole bunch of other people too.

What's the number one reason why women are considered sleazy and men aren't? Women do it to gain a mans heart and men do it to just do it. Men having a realistic perception of early sex in a relationship gets them more points. Solution- Men don't have early sex with women because they want to marry you. Stop reading romance novels. No-one is that exciting early on. Women have to prove their self-worth to men, where women just except it from men initially. Figure it out gals. Make them work.

What's the number one reason why men die sooner than women? They need to feel strong, so sorrow gets put on the back burner. Tears release toxins out of the body. Men store those angry toxins by keeping anger in the body for life. Sorrow breaks anger and releases toxins. Since men rather keep the anger, stress shows up 10 years later in earlier deaths. Solution-Anger needs to become sorrow, so that forgiveness and moving on, will keep you living longer. Try watching sad movies. Great training ground.

What's the number one reason why men hate to go shopping with women? They have to use that perfect female dialogue, lie correctly and watch you be indecisive for hours. They can't tell you that they hate what you have on because you want the whole long list of reasons why. To men, that feels similar to watching a football game that has gone into overtime and the score is now tied. Solution-Deal with his honesty and deal with the fact that its ok for him to feel frustrated if you can't make up your mind. If you can't deal with that, then don't invite him or expect him to go shopping with you.

What's the number one reasons why men like the outdoors? Its surreal. The gongs of women's correction isn't there and nature restores them for the home ride. Solution- I don't blame you. It's not like you get to do this every weekend. We all deserve our male bonding and women's female bonding. Remind her how much she is on the phone. Tally up her hours and use that against her.

What do men do wrong more than women in relationships? They cheat more. Hey guys, I know you got it rougher than us gals. Your sex drive is three times stronger than ours. We don't know what that feels like to be you, so your monogamy is more challenging for you BUT cheating is still wrong. Don't worry, when we hit our mid thirties and forties, we get that hormone charge and you won't be able to keep up with us. Something to look forward to guys.

Whatdo women do wrong more than men? Women are morevindictive. Women will try and take the kids from men in a divorce far more than a man would. Solution-Women, you needed his sperm sweetie. The kids aint just yours. Don't try and get back at him, things have a way of coming back and getting you. Example- Kids raised without fathers around regularly, turn out screwed up. Love your kids more, than getting back at him besides later on, they will turn against him for cheating and his payback will come then. (smile)

What the number one reason why men are considered emotionally weaker in relationships than women? The experts have had it wrong for years.

 Note- Written in sarcasm and not meant to offend. What are the number one reasons why'S... is not the only reasons why. Life truths are funny, even if they don't apply to you personally but remember, someone out there, it does. So..shhhh.

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  12/10/07 1:59 AM | Permalink

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