RebukeTheWorld

At Yahoo Answers, someone posed this question to the members playing the Yahoo game- "How do I convince a blind man that the sun really exist? Then someone answered and wrote, "You could try firing him into it in a rocket." I fell out laughing.

Meredith Vieira, will be an awesome replacement for Katie Couric. Meredith is actually funnier than Katie and both have that brain cells thang going on. Katie will continue to have success because she has that apple pie vibe and America loves her. Meredith will do well but I worry about the show The View. Rosie O'Donnell isn't as funny or interesting as Meredith, so they might want to re-think that move.

Baldwin and Basinger are constantly in the news with why they can't be adult-like and stop being control freaks over their daughter. He said, "She has a pathological need" to turn their daughter against him. I don't know why but I believe him but I also believe he is too. I did love that quote of his "Pathological need," I thinks its heroic of him. Two able minded adults who need the courts to continually mediate about the bare essentials of life- It took a dash of sperm and one able body egg to produce, baby. "My child is mine," lingo really only works in donor test tube's.

 Donald Trump married the perfect wife. haha. I know, how dare I say such a thing exists. Well, at least in a man's head she is. because Donald doesn't have to change any diapers at all. What guy wouldn't love that? It always baffles me how changing a diaper is a big thing but a man can function in a war. Go figure, that the race of bravery goes to poop-poop. Anyways, Donald gets to rule his home like the ape-man begot primitive man that he is and she is clubbing him with, "Your life is easier now." I imagine if she had more than one child or didn't have a nanny to come and rescue her long nights of mommie wake-up calls; Donald might be changin some diapers too. She also doens't believe a man should be in the birthing room. So, Donald misses out watching his beloved beauty scream like Jack the Ripper had just walked in. He also doesn't have to hold her hand, when she blames him for every moment of pain she is going through. Birthing, isn't a safe place for men or anyone for that matter.

Let me explain- My Joan of Arc Birthing Experience-

I remember when I gave birth to my daughter Gabby. I was dilated by the numbers game. This means count down had begun and I was only 1 digit away from landing a bambino. I was on that noble course of no drugs, probably because I had read too many magazines but one particular moment came. What moment? My awakening! The awakening that Adam and Eve really did eat that apple. Trust me, Gwyneth didn't experience any pain when she gave birth, otherwise she would have re-thought her daughters name.(smile) Well, my pain had changed and what occurred or best described as "Outside of one's imagination could contrive," had me throwing up green stuff. If you would have talked to any astrologer at that time, something clearly had changed in the universe. My mom said I looked like a demon had just entered me when I turned to the nurse and told her, mind you I TOLD her, " I NEED DRUGS!!!" She very quietly in that soothing, soft voice of assurance said, "No. You can't. Your too far along." Well, this nurse obviously had no previous training on how to deal with a woman who just had demon enter her so I replied," GET ME SOME F------ DRUGS NOW!" She walked out of the room and was on her way to the nearest Catholic Church.(rlol) My mom came over and clearly lacked the understanding I needed and said, "If you talk like that again to that nurse, I'm going to slap you." I obliged. You see, I listen to my mom, cause she is crazy. Well, I got my way and my drugs, which did change my perspective. The nurse was now human and all my family members in the room were now recognizable. Gabby came rolling in at 1 oz shy of 10 lbs. C-section also came but she was worth every moment.

Raven is growing up-

I'm going through some type of growing up phase. I am no longer dying my hair and I'm now growing out my arm pit hair. (laughing) Seriously though, I'm doing that. I just think that visually and on the right woman, arm pit hair is sexy. What I mean by the right women is someone who clearly looks like they bathe, exercise and don't have a historic fashion taste. Call me evolved if you must, although I admit I do shave my legs. Deanna's Carter song, I didn't shave my legs for this has kept me from that last radical move. In my opinion, leg hair doesn't add or take away from the attraction vibe but its just not for me. I can only go so far into the primitive, before I would be labeled as a radical, liberal feminist. Some folks thinks I'm nuts but I just think it's edgy and interesting. My early gray hair came upon me in my twenties. I do have this youthful face though(DNA confusion), but in about another year I will no longer pass for 30 anymore. That might be interesting too. Just think- Everyone gets to call me mam, help me out with my groceries and all older guys now get a shot. I can't wait to have long flowing gray hair, with my up to date unique look. I looooong to break stereotypes. As an ethnic girl, who loves Alternative Rock, grew up thinking Buck Owens was hot and loving the country, maybe I will just get through life doing what I have always done. Like a vibrant light of I don't fit into one box, I get to be my original me. A little bit of loner always feels right, at least rebels think that way. Don't worry, I will buy a wig to offer a release if I shall need it. I'm also using this color stick to cover my gray for now. Why? Well, I need a good five inches of gray before it will have the look I want. I guess that's my compromise in vanity and time.

Ravens thinks....Innovative design?

I sleep on my side. Every month I go through the mourning process. Many women grieve because one more precious egg won't become a life-form and the remnants last 7 days. We do get through this and PMS is our out but through this, I did have this innovative thought. To the mourning corporations, my message is- Hey Maxi Pads Designers, hook me up sideways, OK? Some gals sleep mostly on our sides, so we deserve to be considered. Some gals sleep mostly on their stomachs, so a little more frontal support could be in the works. One of those new marketing Ad campaigns from Always Modess pads says- You're the Queen, for a week, anyway. Have a happy period. Fine, I will agree if you could consider a little variety. So, I write them a letter.

Dear mourning period corporations, Here are some ideas for some future modess pad adjustments-----1)Full Frontal pad 2)The Side-Kick pad and 3)I Got Your Back pad. Oh, and please make the Side-Kick pad with left and right side option's. Thank you.

Just for Fun- A great site to laugh with and get something out of it. Its called uselessmen. They even have a uselessgal sister site. Check it out. http://uselessmen.blogspot.com

My favorite all time song in the whole world is? Fall Out Boys - Sugar We're Goin Down Swingin. I feel like I could climb Mt. Everest when I listen to this song. I can't explain it, lol but I love it. What's your favorite song?

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