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When did Voluptuous (Thick) become Fat???
Thick, Voluptuous, these where great terms that describe very curvaceous women, unfortunately these fine terms have been distorted. There original meanings have been corrupted, by rampant misuse, and these misused and misplaced terminologies, in and where they are misused and misplace are taken, now, as truth, to be fact. Both terms describe a woman with pronounced, ample curves and an hourglass, coke bottle, like shape/figure, with prominent Hips (Buttocks) and Chest (Breast), with a proportionally slim waistline, women who were meaty, not so much as overweight, but in possession of nice, healthy, feminine curves, but now it seems, that more than a few heartily overweight and even obese women are/have placed these monikers upon themselves and have freely used or should I say misused these terms to describe themselves, so much so that others have begun to do so, that their lies have become excepted and there fabrications, falsehoods, deceits are being seen, taken, as true, the truth.
For a female to be considered Thick or Voluptuous, I think she has to have symmetry, be shapely, and proportioned well. To fit into the category of Thick, it is important that she have Larger Hips, not that she be Big mind you, but that her Hips be Pronounced and Round, with Defined, Shapely, Large, Full, Thighs; For her to qualify as Voluptuous, add Full, Round, Shapely, Ample Bosoms. Remember though, the Waistline has to be slim, in comparative proportion to the Hips and Chest!!!
Now, “Voluptuous” is usually applied to the Breast and “Thick” applied to the Buttocks (Butt) and Thighs, but they can also be applied to and define/describe the overall body, as in, “That girl is Thick, curves in all the right places” or "Oh my Gawd, does she havea Voluptuous body, enough of everything and right where they should be”, and what I want to know is, when did they go from describing a “Dyme with Body” to someone“Plump or Chubby”, from describing a “Fly Honey Dip” to describing a “Fat Ass Chick!!!” What Happened???
Rule of Thumb:
If the difference between the size of your Waistline (Stomach) and your Chest and Hips (Buttocks) is less than 8”,than you might be a little “too meaty in the middle” to be called Voluptuous or Thick, and if the difference is less than 6”, you’re a “Plumper” most definitely and just too big to qualify
But, if you’re Round, Ample and Shapely, in the Hips and Thighs, with a Slim Waistline, you can call yourself “Thick”. Add Large, Full, Round, Breast and you can also say you’re “Voluptuous”, but if there’s a “Big Ole” Stomach, then, you’re, really, neither.
If you’re Stomach sticks out further than yourBreast or Buttocks, you're neither Thick nor Voluptuous, you’re just Fat!!!
The Proper Definitions of These Words:
Voluptuous: 1. Giving, characterized by, or suggesting ample, unrestrained pleasure to the senses.2. Having a strong sexual appeal. 3. Having a large bosom or appealing curves. 4. Having a very attractive body. 5. Being full-bodied, curvy, large-bosomed, and appealing to the eyes of lesbian women or heterosexual men. 6. Describes a Woman who has a soft, curved, sexually attractive body.
Thick: 1. Used to describe a Woman who is meaty, but notfat, and still, pretty, with a round but shapely figure (round in all the right spots). 2. Used to describe a girl who is big, but not fat, and has a very nice shape. 3. Nice booty; legs, especially nice thighs; but still small waist. 4. A girl who isn't fat or skinny, but is well proportioned, has enough meat on her bones in all the right places. 5. A woman with a perfect body, filled-in in places that are, by nature, designed to attract the opposite sex, such as the thighs, the hips, the breasts, and the most-lovely part of all, the Booty. 6. When a girl's body has weight on it, but not ugly, out of shape weight. More like medium and curvy. A round behind and firm, full legs is considered thick. 7. A woman with meat on her bones not so much that she’s overweight, but she has junk in the trunk. 8. Having more of a solid, muscular form, in the thighs, butt, legs, and MUST HAVE a small, flat waist. 9. Not skinny but not fat, having meaty legs, a nice, shapely butt, and large breast. 10. A word used for a girl when she has a big butt and big thighs but is still shapely. 11. Not Fat and not Skinny.
MarilynMonroe, considered in her time to be a voluptuous vixen, had a figure of 37-24-37 (1954). A woman measuring 36-26- 38 (with a C or D cup or higher most likely) is considered voluptuous, also measurements of 38-27-40 or 39-28-42 would be considered voluptuous – most especially if shapely.
“Thick”, as defined by the folks as assmatrix.com:
Thick is having more of a muscular base than a fat/sloppy one, especially in the midsection, nice shapely thighs and booty, No sloppy belly, muscular/well rounded but not jiggly jello thighs and must have a booty that doesn’t droop even without pants or panties that lift. If you don’t need any artificial enhancements but have naturally good looking waistline (no large amounts of blubber/chichos there), nice solid thighs, with no dents and a booty that is firm, that’s thick. Thighs have to look round, and can't have holes in them. When the thighs look full and not flabby or chunky, the effects are devastating. Some people say they're thick just because they have fat thighs but fat thighs aren't thick thighs. Also, THICK, goes by your frame's limits, NOT HOW MUCH MEAT YOU HAVE ON YOU! So a smaller lady can be THICK too. And an HOURGLASS FIGURE or FIGURE 8 FIGURE is definitely considered thick. There are three places of emphasis that qualify a woman “Thick”, a nice WAISTLINE, nice ASS, and nice THIGHS. This is the ultimate combination for a “REAL THICK” woman. Women with Thighs nice and full but not fat and full of holes are perfect example of being “THICK”.
So let's go through some illustrations on what is thick and what is not thick. First, what is thick? Ladies should be the ones to get this right, because you are just messing up the THICK CATEGORY to a point where you're defaming “REAL THICK” women. We're here to celebrate and appreciate THOSEbodies, not your fat ass. Thick is having more of a muscular base than a fat/sloppy one, especially in the midsection. Basically, see how tight the thighs of you fat chicks look when you put on tight pants and nothing jiggles around sloppily and there is nice shapely thighs and booty? You’d be THICK, if you didn’t need the special pants to create that illusion of a good shape. This means no sloppy belly, must be muscular/well rounded but not jiggly jello thighs and must have a booty that doesn’t droop even without pants or panties that lift. If you don’t need any artificial enhancements but have naturally good looking waistline (no large amounts of blubber/chichos there), nice solid thighs with no dents and a booty that is firm, that’s thick. Also, THICK, goes by your frame's limits, NOT HOW MUCH MEAT YOU HAVE ON YOU! So a smaller lady can be THICK too. You chicks know what thick is, it’s that illusion you’re trying to create everyday when you try to get your ass in those stretch pants! The curves you're trying create! Your waistline, thighs and butt are in question when you talk about being “THICK” and if those aren't right, you can't say you're thick.
THICK: Slim Waistline, Nicely Accented Backsides, with the aid of Nice Shapely Thighs!
Examples (pics) of what "Thick" should look like:
http://www.geocities.com/rgamorous/ExamplesofThick.htm
Celebrities with THICK forms: JLO, of course, Beyonce, Ashanti, Salma Hayek.
Too many people don't know what being Voluptuous or Thick is. There are tons of overweight and obese female improperly using these terms on themselves, calling themselves "Voluptuous" or "Thick" when their body size far exceed therequirements, the specificsofsaid terms. And far too may of us have begun to buy into their delusions and believe the lies. The madness has got to stop!!!
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Resources:
Dyme:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dyme&r=f
Thick:
Voluptuous:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Voluptuous&r=f
HONEY DIP:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Honey+Dip&r=f
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