The Yellow Brick Road

Are trash men less wasteful since they see how much we waste everyday?

Did Mr. Rogers ever have a ugly day in the neighborhood?

Is a pond a pond no matter how big it is?  Does it ever become a lake?

Does the mailman get a discount on stamps?

When milk was delievered on your doorstep how did it stay fresh?

Did cavemen drink 8 to 10 glasses of water a day?

Ever notice how an umbrella only covers your head in the rain, letting your legs and feet get wet?  Is our head more important?

What makes a berry a berry?  We have raspberries, blueberries, strawberries...and grapes?  Why aren't grapes berries?  Grapeberries.

Why do we call it toilet tissue?  It isn't to wipe the toilet it is to wipe your butt so shouldn't it be butt tissue?  Poop issue? 

Have you ever really gone the extra mile, or did you just stop when you get there?

California cows...what makes them happier?

I see lots of bumperstickers that say "I love Hooters"  but have never seen one that says "I love Weiners."   Is that fair?

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• #19 Comment from fieldpixie272 
  4/16/08 10:20 PM | Permalink

  Berries.  In spanish berries are called Bayas.  Not that you wanted to know.  LOL.  Grapes grow on a vine not a bush, thats why they arent berries.  
  
  We could start a new bumper sticker company and call it Ho Stickers.....that I love weiners could be our first one!
• #18 Comment from tpiez4me 
  4/15/08 10:38 AM | Permalink

  Hmmm I'd prefer ButtWhipe!
  ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
• #17 Comment from linnpooh 
  4/15/08 12:41 AM | Permalink

  You totally make me giggle :)
  
  Love You!!!
  
  Pooh Hugs,
  Linda
• #16 Comment from dbdacoba 
  4/14/08 9:44 PM | Permalink

  You could call it asstissue, but then someone might say "gesundheit."
• #15 Comment from sunnybethe 
  4/14/08 8:35 PM | Permalink

  Cute.  I want Grapeberries : )