Well, it appears our African-American friends have found
yet something else to be pissed about.
A black congresswoman, from Florida ,
has complained that the names of hurricanes
are all Caucasian sounding names.
She would prefer some names that
reflect African-American culture
such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha,
Shaqueal, and Jamal.
I am NOT making this up!
She would also like the weather reports
to be broadcast in Language
that street people can understand because
one of the problems that happened in New Orleans
was, that black people couldn't understand
the seriousness of the situation,
due to the racially biased language
of the weather report.I can hear it now:
A weatherman in Miami and Tampa says..Wazzup,
mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be
<headi' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren,
yo 'Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head
fo' da nearestguv'ment office fo yo FREE shit!