Lowest Common Denominator

You cannot please everyone. It's as true now as it was when your grandmother said it. So why bother keeping anyone happy anymore?

This is why I have decided, in the midst of all this PC-Whatever-Holiday-You- Observe-I-Sure-Hope-It's-A-Swell-One nonsense, to please no one. Whichever greeting I get is going to receive the same response. No matter if it is "Happy Holidays" "Merry Christmas" "Season's Greetings" or whatever, you will all get the same phrase from me:

"Rock on, dude!"

This is gonna be the bestest December ever.

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• #1 Comment from ndanger3di 
  12/17/05 9:14 PM | Permalink

  And a happy Party On! to you too{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}