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For some scrubber thingy: "They're guaranteed for life and if you call in the next ten minutes, we'll send you a SECOND scrubby thingy absolutely free!" Ok, class. Who sees the problem with that sentence?

For some Italian restaurant chain: "I'm looking for my date; he's very short, very handsome and probably has his shoes untied" (cut to shot of her son yelling "Hi, mom!"). Paging Oedipus...

Everyone remember the Conga Line from Hell Pepto Bismol commercial. It couldn't be worse, right? Wrongity wrong wrong wrong. Now there's some school play production dedicated to Pepto Bismol. Someone please tell me, what child do you know gets heartburn? If your 8 year old has heartburn, they do not need Pepto. They need to stop chugging tabasco.



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  • #2 Comment from x2luckycharmz506 
    2/27/06 2:21 PM | Permalink
    Well i agree with the pepto bismol commercial...what kid has heart burn? and it's not the tobasco sause that's causing it...they just need to stay outta mommy's liquor cabinet when the babysitter is passed out from a long night with her boyfriend.


    your nephew,

    Mike
  • #1 Comment from megadrainbamage 
    1/12/06 11:47 PM | Permalink
    She's got two! I want another one!!!!!!!!!! Daddeeeeeeeeee!!!!