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Subject: Laws of Society Do Not Apply
Time: 4:19:00 PM EDT
Author:  sblcraig


Nothing good can happen at a Denny's after 11 pm. So imagine what can happen there at 3 in the morning. We've all been there -- sipping coffee, waiting for our Moon Over My Hammy and hoping not to puke because you had that last shot of whiskey at last call.

                                      
             Not sure if Ricky had his mask on during the Dennys beatdown.

Walk into any Denny's Restaurant after 2 am you are walking into Tombstone, AZ circa 1879 - the rules of normal society no longer apply. If you walk into a Denny's with a laptop (let's say you want to update your blog) - and you run into a professional football player and his posse, there is a good chance you will get your ass kicked.

 This unfortunate incident brings up many questions - like when in the hell did Denny's get WiFi? Ricky Manning Jr. just signed a $21 million offer sheet from the Bears - what's he doing eating a Denny's - shouldn't he be somewhere nice - like the Red Lobster or Applebees?



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  • #1 Comment from dcsportsguy 
    4/25/06 3:40 PM Permalink
    This story was hot property in the sports blogosphere, but your post on it is the best. Well done, dude.