Is this it?...Chronicling my journey to find out

Why does work alway have to get so busy this time of year?  Not only has work been crazy, but with getting ready for Christmas, shopping, programs at school, etc., etc. I have thought a lot about my J-land friends but just haven't been able to turn the computer on late at night.   Be patient as I am thinking about you all and will be back soon.  I'll check in when I can for sure, for sure!

Here's a funny Christmas Story for you...

Christmas Story for people having a bad day....
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee
elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular
ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of
being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to
visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that
three of them were about to give birth and two had
jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the
boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and
scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of
apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the
cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the
liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his
frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot,
and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over
the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten
the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa
trudged to the door.  He opened the door, and there
was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree
for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top
of the Christmas tree.

And now for one more thing:

Deck the house:    http://powerpres.com/xmascard03.html

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I've seen this quiz in many journals tonight, so I thought I'd join in!

1.Do you have your Christmas tree up? If so when did you put it up? If not when will you have it up?

No.  My son wants to help pick it out and decorate it.  He was with is dad for the week of Thanksgiving and this weekend.  So we picked the 10th of December.  I have a little 12" tree up right now just to have something up.

2. Do you have any particular theme when it comes to decorating your tree? Maybe you do all Disney ornaments? Only blue lights?  Tell us how you decorate your tree. Kudos if you have a picture and post it.

-No.    

 

 3.  What is your all time favorite ornament? Only one.  Kudos again if you have a picture and post it.

I probably have one or two.  I'll post once my tree is up.

4. How many stockings do you hang and are any of them for pets? And...where do you hang them?  (Not everyone has a fireplace)

Everyone has one, including the animals!

5.  Tell us about one of your Christmas traditions.

I don't have my son until at least 9:00 p.m. on Christmas Eve so we often go to midnight services and then go home and go to sleep.  The family comes over for breakfast and to open presents.  We alternate where we have Christmas dinner.

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I can't believe I haven't had a journal entry since November 23rd.  I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving.  The weather has finally cooled down here (it's still all relative...highs are in the high 60's to low 70's).  I actually feel like Christmas shopping.  I took my dog for a walk earlier this week and wore a sweatshirt and jacket, and gloves!  I was still cold.   My nose was freezing.  I think it was in the low to mid-40's while I was walking.  Cold for here, but probably daytime temperatures for some of you.  I can't believe I haven't written in so long.  I've been busy!  My party went well.  The turkey chili was a hit and a good time was had by all.  One of my brother's friends ate an entire bowl of garlic hummus before he asked what he was eating that was so good!  Work is getting really busy which is good, but over the holidays not so good because putting in long hours this time of year means less time for celebrating.  This weekend alone I have three parties.  One Saturday night and two on Sunday.   This is also the last weekend I have to shop for my son as I'll have him daily until the 23rd.  Good thing I feel good and no sign of cold or flu!  This bird flu thing is kind of scary.   I hope they figure something out before it proliferates through people and we end up in a flu pandemic!!  I guess it's good that I'm young (relatively speaking, of course) and in good health (no argument there!). 

Well, brother is home tonight, as you could tell by my music selection.  He and girlfriend are taking a "break."  I think it's about over but brother is still hanging on.  Me and a friend of my brother's are trying to help him "see" what she is "telling"  him.  I think he might finally be ready to see.  I know I complain about my brother but he is my brother and I don't like to see  him hurting.  I think it's for the best.  The night of my party (was that a week ago???) she was coming and then decided at the last minute that she "had" to go get a tatoo (????).  Well, she did, and she did come to my party, but not until about 9:30 (the party started at 6:30).  She didn't see what the big deal was as it was just his sister's party (read:  old people).  Hello?  Brother isn't exactly a spring chicken!!?  I have to admit, though, he does look pretty good for his age.  We both lucked out with good genes.  He got the hair gene and still has a head full of hair.  He has more gray than me (yes, unfortunately, I do have to look my gray hair in the mirror each morning),but brother is handsome (or so I have been told :-)  ). 

The Suns are ahead!!  Yeah!  Not sure how you all feel about basketball, but I have to admit it's the only professional sport I pay attention to (hey, our football team is the Arizona Cardinals??!! and baseball's boring if you're not there in person (no offense to die hard fans)).

Glad you all liked my Thanksgiving zodiac entry.  Here's one for last minute Christmas shopping:

 

Aries (March 21- April 19)
Active Aries is always looking for ways to stay in shape, particularly during the holiday season... so athletic equipment is usually a good choice. People born under this sign are also fond of the color red, so a cranberry scarf or a scarlet hat could win their favor. If romance is in the air, let Aries know that you put his or her needs first. Buy tickets for two to a sporting event you loathe... or a CD by an artist you can't stand... to win big points with your favorite Ram.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus appreciates any gift that appeals to his or her sensual side. A box of gourmet chocolates, a richly colored tapestry or a soft cashmere blanket are all great options for Bulls. This sign also enjoys having money to play with, so a gift certificate to their favorite store is a welcome option. Always remember that quality is more important than quantity – Taurus would rather have a small bottle of expensive cologne than acarafe of the cheap stuff.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Quick-witted Geminis enjoys gifts that appeal to their sizable intellects. A challenging book is always welcome, as is a magazine subscription. This sign rules the hands, so some scented hand lotion or a sparkling ring might delight. Geminis also love to entertain, so a set of glassware might fit the bill. If you want to splurge on a special Twin, give them the latest cell phone or PDA, so they can keep in touch with their gazillion friends.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Sentimental Cancer loves gifts that have personal meaning. Handmade items always delight, whether it's a finger painting, angora sweater or mincemeat pie. This sign also has a special affinity for silver – a monogrammed hand mirror or picture frame would be very well received. Since Crabs have an affinity for liquids of all kinds, a special bottle of wine, a fancy cappuccino maker or a shiny tea kettle are also good possibilities. And don't forget that these Moon children love the domestic arts – a cookbook specializing in comfort food is another sure winner.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Lions love gifts that make them look and feel terrific. Hair accessories, cosmetics and grooming items are all good choices for this image-conscious sign. Leos love drama, and enjoy presents that involve a bit of flair. Opera tickets, gold jewelry or animal print lingerie are right up this cat's alley. Leos also love to gamble, so a sheaf of lottery tickets or a weekend getaway to the casino could make them purr with delight. When shopping for clothing, remember that Lions have a special affinity for red, gold and purple.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgins love practical gifts...so avoid dust-catching baubles. A bread-making machine or a power drill would be equally welcome. These folks are also known to pride themselves on their impeccable appearance. Scented soaps, lotions and shampoos made by an earth-friendly company might be just the ticket. Virgos are also incredibly organized and might appreciate a good watch or a leather-bound date book. Or try a health-conscious basket of organic foodstuffs.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Librans have a special affinity for music, and always appreciate a good CD to add to their voluminous collection. If you want to do something really special for a Libran friend, splurge on a two concert tickets – this sign hates to do anything alone. Born beneath the sign of the scales, they also need plenty of balance in their lives, so a pair of candlesticks or bookends might appeal. If you're still stumped for ideas, have a lavish bouquet of red roses delivered accompanied by a loving handwritten note.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpions are secretive by nature and enjoy gifts that obscure their appearance in some way. A pair of designer sunglasses, a filmy scarf or a slouchy hat are all great choices for this sign. These mystery-lovers also enjoy moody, atmospheric stories. A collection of film noirs on DVD are sure to go over well with your favorite Scorpion. The rumorsconcerning this sign's sexual appetite are happily true, so seductive lingerie would get plenty of use. Since Scorpions also like to get beneath the surface; a gift certificate for a deep-cleansing facial will be appreciated.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
As far as Archers are concerned, half the fun of getting gifts is ripping them open! If Sag doesn't like a present, though, he or she will tell you outright. Avoid awkward scenes this holiday season by giving this outdoor enthusiast some camping equipment. Hiking boots or a water-proof parka would also be appropriate. These animal lovers adore any gift associated with their pets. A calendar filled with pictures of dogs or horses is sure to elicit a big smile. Finally, you can always feed this sign's wanderlust with a comprehensive atlas.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Career-oriented Capricorn always enjoys gifts that will boost their job status. A leather laptop carrier or monogrammed briefcase would be welcome. Contrary to popular belief, though, Goats aren't all work and no play. This sign is blessed with a wicked sense of humor, so try the BBC's "The Office" series on DVD. Capricorns also love luxurious presents they'd never buy for themselves, like a silk bathrobe.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You never know what this unpredictable sign will be doing from moment to moment – one week it's skydiving and the next it's yoga! Still, this quirky sign always appreciates technological gadgets, whether it's an all-region DVD player or an iPod Nano. If you'd like to choose something a little more personal, why not make a photo album detailing all of your exploits with the Water-Bearer? Aquarius may not show it, but they harbor a special fondness for their friends. Still stumped for ideas? A basket filled with brand new socks is both weird and practical enough for this sign, which rules the ankles.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
These mystics love gifts of all kinds, but especially ones that help them escape the harsh realities of life. A bottle of champagne, a kaleidoscope or a book of fairy tales will appeal to your Fishy friends. And because Pisces is a Water sign, it's a good bet they'll appreciate bath salts, foaming cleansers and shower gels. If you'd like to give something really special, a digital camera will make a bit hit with this natural-born photographer. Looking for a romantic gift? Choose a gilt-edged volume of love poetry.

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More top 100 to follow!   I'm going for the longest time to complete.  :-)

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I came across this and thought it would be fun to share.

Happy Thanksgiving!!

 

ARTICLES :: Astrology :: AOL Horoscopes: Thanksgiving Side Dishes by Sign  

by Sabra Ricci

Thanksgiving is fast approaching — time to plan your feast! Fill your holiday table with gastronomic delights to please the stars... the celestial stars that is. Check the birthdays of everyone on your guest list and then select enticing recipes to match their astrological tastes. The suggestions below take you through all 12 signs of the zodiac. You may find new favorites for yourself, too, and start a fresh tradition!

Aries  (March 21 - April 19)

Steamed Brocolini with Garlic Lemon Butter & Savory Pumpkin Soup
Aries individuals will be starving when they arrive at your door because their forceful, fiery nature burns through food at a rapid rate. These Rams are remarkably gregarious and will be delighted with whatever you choose to quench their hearty appetite. But they do love extravagant foods and pungent spices drive them wild. So serve them Steamed Brocolini with Garlic Lemon Butter and Savory Pumpkin Soup. Champagne will also be a big hit if you have it, but red wine will do nicely. See Pumpkin Soup Recipes

Taurus  (April 20 - May 20)

Candied Yams & Cranberry Fruit Salad
Taureans make courteous guests with their desire for simple, earthy foods... plus they are not picky eaters. In harmony with nature, determined and masterful, these Bulls have the ability to get along with everyone. Before dinner, you may find them showing off your garden to the guests, as they delight in the beauty nature provides. You can seduce them with voluptuous fruits, sensual delights and full-bodied wines. Include Candied Yams, Cranberry Fruit Salad and plenty of other courses because they like to leave the table satisfied. See Cranberry Salad Recipes

Gemini  (May 21 - June 20)

Wild Rice with Cranberries and Pecans & Orange-Pomegranate Relish
Geminis love to be invited to dinner, sometimes more for the social occasion than the food. They are clever, quick-witted... and in their element when surrounded by family and friends. If there is a lull in conversation, don’t worry, with Geminis the banter never stops. The Twins have an intellectual response to food, but can be enticed with exotic ingredients, ethereal tastes and chilled white or sparkling wines. Wild Rice with Cranberries and Pecans, and Orange-Pomegranate Relish have what it takes to pique their curiosity. See Wild Rice Side Dish Recipes

Cancer  (June 21 - July 22)

Biscuits & Mashed Yellow Turnips
Warm, nurturing, fun and outgoing, Crabs are an asset to any occasion. Make sure they know how yummy the food will be when you invite them, since the promise of a scrumptious meal will be more alluring than the graciousness of the host. They love foods that are comforting and almost any wine. Provide plenty – these guests have hearty appetites and will not want to miss a course. Tasty biscuits and Mashed Yellow Turnips are two comfort foods that will be greatly appreciated. See Biscuit Recipes

Leo  (July 23 - August 22)

Curried Creamed Onions & Spinach Salad with Oranges and Walnuts
Leos enjoy being asked out to eat and are charismatic, fun-loving guests. Grand and luxurious evenings are most appealing. They want to be treated with the respect they feel they deserve, so the overall effect should be spectacular. These proud, self-confident Lions are generous, childish and loving and will be delighted with rich red wine – the best you can afford. For the dramatic tastes Leos will expect, serve Curried Creamed Onions, and Spinach Salad with Oranges and Walnuts. See Spinach Salad Recipes

Virgo  (August 23 - September 22)

Corn Bread Stuffing & Green Bean Casserole
Virgos love an opportunity to be social and they get along with all types of people. Concerned with health and cleanliness, they can be very fussy about their food. But they will also be the ones most likely to stay behind and help clean the kitchen – so be sure to invite them! Virgins are open to new food ideas but they are also down-to-earth and not particularly extravagant, so serve them Corn Bread Stuffing and Green Bean Casserole. See Green Bean Casserole Recipe

Libra  (September 23 - October 22)

Black Eyed Peas with Sausage & Waldorf Salad
Libras like to keep all their options open so they can go whichever way the wind blows, but if you can get a commitment to your invitation, it will be a very rewarding experience. People and surroundings are important to these charming, romantic and refined natives. The Scales have a burning desire for harmony, are concerned with fair play, and utilize their diplomatic skills to ensure the evening is full of laughter and stimulating conversation. Delight them with interesting dishes like Black Eyed Peas with Sausage and Waldorf Salad. See Waldorf Salad Recipes

Scorpio  (October 23 - November 21)

Pecan Stuffing & Fig-Walnut Salad
When you invite passionate Scorpios to dinner, be prepared to serve an excellent meal. They strive for perfection and will expect the same from you. Serve them plenty of rich red wine... and then be prepared, because they will tell you exactly what they think. When they say they loved your meal, you will know it is the truth. Serve them Pecan Stuffing and Fig-Walnut Salad to appeal to their mysterious side. See Pecan Stuffing Recipes

Sagittarius  (November 22 - December 21)

Macaroni and Cheese with Parmesan Cheese Topping & Sage Gravy
Sagittarians can arrive at your door dripping from a rainstorm and still be enthusiastic and jovial – they have the ability to make the absolute best from any situation. These jokesters of the zodiac will be quite happy to provide the entertainment, as they love to be surrounded by people. They are extravagant and overindulgent, so have plenty of good wine on hand. Macaroni and Cheese with Parmesan Cheese Topping, and Sage Gravy will appeal to their zesty personalities. See Macaroni and Cheese Recipes

Capricorn  (December 22 - January 19)

Collard Greens with Maple Cured Bacon & Roasted Root Vegetables
Workaholic Capricorns can be a challenge to get to your table... so tempt them with mention of the fine foods you will be serving. These guests possess a black sense of humor that can add just the twist your party needs. Caviar and champagne are two Capricorn favorites – but they love all kinds of foods, as long as they are high quality. The mixed, caramelized flavors of Collard Greens with Sweet Onion and Maple Cured Bacon, and Roasted Root Vegetables will satisfy their tastes. See Collard Greens Recipes

Aquarius  (January 20 - February 18)

Garlic Mashed Potatoes; Baked Acorn Squash
You will want to have at least one Aquarian at any gathering. These unique, futuristic creatures are one of the friendliest, most social signs. Water Bearers are open-minded, unprejudiced and mix well with all kinds of people. Be sure you maintain the discerning eye of the well-organized host, as Aquarians can become so caught up in the social side of the affair, they forget to eat all together. Serving Garlic Mashed Potatoes and Baked Acorn Squash will bring them back to earth. See Garlic Mashed Potato Recipes

Pisces  (February 19 - March 20)

Sweet Potato Biscuits; Southern Oyster Dressing
Pisces love convivial gatherings, so – although the last of the 12 signs – they will most likely be one of the first to accept your invitation. They are natural comedians with just the right mix of mystical, sensitive, inspirational and impractical humor. The Fish will love whatever you provide and can quite easily convince themselves and others that a simple meal is a feast. But you can be sure that Sweet Potato Biscuits and Southern Oyster Dressing will be their special favorites. See Oyster Dressing Recipes

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First let me start by thanking everyone for their support and understanding.  I realize my son is only at my ex's for a week and it can't possibly compare to everyone's situation. Penny, you are a source of inspiration...really....  Whatever your personal situation, I thank you for your kind words when it comes to my situation and same back at you at least 100 times over.   When I was married, my then husband served in the first gulf war, and while can't personally relate to current circumstances, I'd like to think that I can at least provide encouragement and understanding.   I'm here for you, even if it seems like my situation does not exactly mirror yours... I'm sitting here having watched an AOL rebroadcast of Earth to America...which I highly recommend...and I am now watching Mick Jagger and the last of the American Music Awards.   Hey, I saw Mick Jagger in concert, once at America West Arena.  Froze my butt off, but boy was it good.

Okay, surprise entry..my top 100 continued....I think I'm starting with #59.  Hey...if I'm off, give me a break, you'll get your entire 100, so just be quiet (:-) or what ever!!!)  I had to pre-taste test the wine for my party...I wouldn't want to serve anything that wasn't consumable!!!

 

Anyway, here were go!

59.  My first car was a manual transmission.  I can't tell you how many times I drove around my block getting it down.  If I didn't have bad knees I'd drive I stick shift now.  Fun..fun...fun...

58.  Why do I have bad knees?  I was a gymanst since I was, I dont' know, tiny ,tiny....my first job was coaching gymnastics when I first turned 16.  I coached a girl's team together with the first male to do a male double layout in competition, David Branch.    In my mind I was a much better coach than gymnast, but I suppose that's up for discussion....no waitressing or flipping burgers for me.

57. I've played piano since I was 4 years old.  Love it.

56.  My next car will be a hybrid.  I think my son's career should be devoted to the environment.

55.  I hate my job.  No, I hate my work circumstances, not my job.

54.  My customer's love me.  To quote,  "So, will you be doing this work yourself?  Can you put your name in the contract?"

53.  That's more than I should say about work.  

52.   I'm working from home tomorrow.  Don't worry, my work ethic is NOT dependent on where I am working.

51.  Did I say I've played the piano since I was 4?  If so, a goal I set at 40 was to write a novel.

50.  I'm at page 126 on my novel.  It's based on a married couple who divorce and the husband ends up dead, surprise, surprise. 

49.  My goals is to get my novel published, but that is independent of my journal, so if you want to read it, let me know, and when it's finished, maybe I'll publish to my journal.  I have to say my goal is for my novel to be published but that is independent of my journal...talk about redundant!!!!!

48.  I talked to my son today.  Yeah!!!

47.  I can't sing, but wish I could.

46.  My current car is an SUV...Jeep Grand Cherokee.

45.  My dream job is to teach school, have summers off and write books.

44.  Just heard Mt. St. Helen's is errupting.  I have ash from when they errupted (?) years ago (?).  Remember, I have relatives in Spokane and Seattle.

43.  When the big quake occurred in San Francisco 15 years, or so ago, I was in L.A. and we could feel  it on the 18th floor of a skyscraper in L.A..  Did you know that in an earthquake the elevators immediately go to the ground floor?

My brother wants to talk about girlfriend, so I gotta go for now.

Later.

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Good thing I have a lot of things to do before my party Friday night.  I haven't had time to miss my son.  I think about him, of course, but I haven't had time to dwell on it.  You'd think this was the first time, or that I just got divorced.  It's just that he's usually with me except for every other weekend...oh well...I do have fun things planned.  Tomorrow night I'm getting together with a friend for dinner, then Wednesday I'm going to a wine tasting.  Thursday is turkey day, which will be the hardest day, and then it's down hill after that.

CSI Miami is on in a few minutes so I don't have too much time to do an update.  No venting, just stuff to share.  Brother and a friend of his are playing guitar and getting their "set" down in case they get asked to play a few songs on Friday night.  They weren't prepared on New Year's Eve.  Not that anyone else cared, or noticed, they did.  They're pretty good so I don't think anyone will mind.  One of these days I will upload one of brother's songs so you can hear. 

As I mentioned before, brother is working off his November rent.  I rented a jack hammer yesterday so he could remove this obnoxious metal post in my backyard.  It's the last remnants of one of those old style satellite dishes.  The dish was gone when I moved in, but not the pole.  We've both tried to dig it out, but it's sunk in at least several feet, the last of which is in cement.  Well, the jack hammer got stuck.  I was convinced the four hour rental was going to turn into a permanent backyard fixture.  Other people have a birdbath, I have a pole and jackhammer.  I had visions of how I might turn it into a display of modern art.  Anyway, I solicited help from one of my neighbors and together they managed to remove it...the jackhammer only....the pole is still there, as sturdy as ever...I'm sure whoever put the pole in never wanted it to move, and they did their job very, very well.  I managed to lay most of the tile in my entry hall, but not all of it.  It looks pretty nice.  I took a before picture, and once I get a mid-way "after" picture, I'll post to my journal.

Good night!

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I'm at work, so just a quickie entry, at least for now, maybe more later....

 

Dear Dog & Cat...

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the
middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and
dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me
to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall
faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about
this.  Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.
Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not
necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent
possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging
out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by
some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
necessary to claw, whine, meow, and try to turn the knob or get your paw
under the edge and try to pull the door open.  I must exit through the
same door I entered.<o:p></o:p>

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years--canine or feline attendance
is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I
cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our
front door:

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture).
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is
short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

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Wow, what a nice day.  I can't believe I've been inside working!  Right now I'm sitting outside on my patio.  It's 78 wonderful degrees.  No complaints here, but isn't Thursday Thanksgiving?  Just kidding...

I thought of more things for my top 100 but didn't write them down and now I don't remember any of them.  Maybe they'll come to me if I just get started!

79.   I'm remodeling my house.  Mostly I just paint and rip up flooring, and lay tile.  I had my kitchen professionally done a few years ago.

78.  I was born in Burbank, California, in a hospital right across from Burbank studios.

77.  My mother and brother were also born there.

76.  I cracked my right knee a few years ago.  Hurt to walk for months!  I fell over the dog in the middle of the night and the first thing to hit something was my knee on the tile floor.  Talk about pain!

75.  My most painful time was when I got a second degree burn over the entire inside of my right hand.  Yes, even worse than childbirth.

74.  I'm ambidextrous.  I had to learn to write with my left hand after I burned my right hand.  I change off, sometimes without even realizing it.

73.  I play golf.  Or should I say, I attempt to play golf.  I won a set of golf clubs about fifteen years ago so I figured I should learn how to play.

72.  I love real vanilla ice cream.

71.  The food I am most likely to eat if it is around is nacho cheese doritos.  Can't have them in my house.

70.  I love coffee (decafeinated, of course).

69.  My favorite kitchen appliance isn't even in my kitchen, it's my bar-b-que.  During the summer I never turn on the oven (makes the house even hotter),so most foods are cooked on the bar-b-que -- even pizza.

68.  I don't have a green thumb.  If you want a plant killed, give it to me and I'll "take care of it."

67.  The only foreign countries I've been to are Canada and Mexico.

66.  I don't have a passport.

65.  I've been to the following states:  California, Arizona, Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, Colorado, Utah, Texas, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Virginia, Washington, D.C., New York, Illinois, Iowa, Ohio, Hawaii

64.  I love dogs.

63.  I know how to ride a horse pretty well.

62.  One of my favorite authors is Steven King.

61.  My favorite reality TV show is Amazing Race (they featured Arizona two weeks ago!)

60.  I'm not going to have all my tile layed by my party next Friday (oh well...)

That's it for now.  I need to go journal hoping to check in with some J-friends, but that will have to wait a little bit as a trip to Home Depot is in my immediate future!

Until later...

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Just a quick entry this morning.   I just dropped my son off at school.  Starting today he's on vacation with his dad.  I won't see him again until the Monday after Thanksgiving.   For me, this is the hardest part of being divorced.  I'll miss him terribly and I know I'll call lots.  Okay, back to work....

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Enjoy...

Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before  Thanksgiving and  says, "I hate to ruin our day, but I have to tell you that  your  mother and I  are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. 

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the  son screams. 
 
We can't stand the sight of  each other any longer," the father says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick  of talking about this, so you call  your sister in Chicago and tell  her." 

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.  "Like  heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of  this."

She calls  Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT  getting divorced.  Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my  brother  back, and  we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO  YOU  HEAR ME?" and  hangs up.  

 The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his  wife. "Okay" he says,  "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own  way."

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