May 2007
| 5/28/07 |
5/28 Arkansas quarters & Keeping Preacher posted by shipalum (0 comments) GET THIS OUT TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO USES QUARTERS!!!! Ha |
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| 5/26/07 |
5/26 Some system going & Are you English, German, or American? posted by shipalum (0 comments) Each Friday night I drove my wife to the train station so |
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| 5/25/07 |
5/25 Talking nuts & Loan posted by shipalum (0 comments) |
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| 5/23/07 |
5/22 Insulated windows, 6 days @ sea,& Your suits've been here posted by shipalum (0 comments) Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficie... |
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| 5/23/07 |
5/23 You could have & Young minister's ooops posted by shipalum (0 comments) A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four ho |
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| 5/21/07 |
5/21 Home alone, A Fool & His Squeaky Wheel, & Problems at Heli-Pad 1 posted by shipalum (0 comments) For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you o... |
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| 5/20/07 |
5/20 Little problems & You don't love me any more posted by shipalum (0 comments) At dawn the telephone rings: "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your |
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| 5/19/07 |
5/19 They walk among us, & Backwoods Census posted by shipalum (0 comments) A census taker was working in the hills of Arkansas. He walked up to one shed where |
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| 5/18/07 |
5/18 Yellow canaries, Yim Yonson, & 2nd Grade science lesson posted by shipalum (0 comments) A lady went to a pet shop. "I'd like |
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| 5/17/07 |
5/17 Keeping a secret, PUN, & Friend is a lightbulb posted by shipalum (0 comments) At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or |
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| 5/15/07 |
4/15 Stamp, Wrong number, & Where was this listed? posted by shipalum (0 comments) |
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| 5/14/07 |
5/14 Makin the bacon, Industrious mother, & Census taking posted by shipalum (0 comments) One Sunday morning my son, Teddy, burst into the kitchen with a level of exuberance that only a ... |
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| 5/13/07 |
What Moms really want for Mother's Day & You know you're a mother when posted by shipalum (0 comments) * To be able |
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| 5/12/07 |
5/12 Outside looking in, Bottle of wine for hubby, & Wishing well posted by shipalum (0 comments) A man had his first appointment with a psychiatrist and wh |
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| 5/11/07 |
5/11Peel off and win, Served bigger steak yesterday, & Window seats in plane posted by shipalum (0 comments) A blonde goes to a |
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| 5/10/07 |
5/10 Wife lost, Willette B. Long, & Where there is a Will there is a posted by shipalum (0 comments) Driving to a new restaurant, Jill took several wrong turns... When she finally found the right ro... |
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| 5/9/07 |
5/9 Why did you have to die, Why hair is white, & Wife's favorite flower posted by shipalum (0 comments) A man placed some flowers on the gra |
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| 5/7/07 |
5/7 Speak correctly, Dog is better then a gal, & 3 year old with baby questions posted by shipalum (0 comments) Two ladies are sitting next to each other on a plane. One is a Yankee and the other, a Southern B... |
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| 5/6/07 |
5/6 Where's my Rolex, Who died, & New car posted by shipalum (0 comments) |
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| 5/5/07 |
5/5 Astrologer and the King, How to open the hatch, & Don't turn your lights on posted by shipalum (0 comments) A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon |
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| 5/4/07 |
4/4 New dentist, Tired traveling businessman, & What state is Vermont is posted by shipalum (0 comments) While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a |
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| 5/3/07 |
5/3 Prove this chair doesn't exist, Pushy lady with attitude, & Trimester means posted by shipalum (0 comments) An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing wit... |
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| 5/2/07 |
5/2 Stolen bags, Refrigerator visitor (oldie), & What's a posted by shipalum (0 comments) Today's Bonehead Award goes to a thief who stole two plastic bags containing 25 pounds of dog poo... |
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| 5/1/07 |
5/1I found another pun, Nabbed a shoplifter, & Weight or Wait posted by shipalum (0 comments) It was very windy, and this particular little girl was onl |