5/17 Keeping a secret, PUN, & Friend is a lightbulb

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were most trustworthy. "No woman can keep a secret," said one man, scornfully, "I don't know about that," said a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one." "You'll let it out someday," the man said. "I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."

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Bill and Dale built a skating rink in the middle of a pasture. One day a shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep however were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side. "Look at that," remarked Bill to Dale. "That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!"

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A Doctor of psychology is making his normal rounds one day and he enters a patient's room. Patient #1 is pretending to saw a piece of wood and Patient #2 is hanging upside down from the ceiling. The doctor ask Patient #1 what he is doing and he answers, "Can't you see I am sawing some wood?" Then the doctor asks Patient #1 what Patient #2 is doing. Patient #1 says, "Oh, he is my friend and he is slightly crazy. He seems to think he is a light bulb." The doctor notices his face turning bright red and asks Patient #1, "If he is your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?" Patient #1 looks up and says, "What? And work in the dark?"

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