SMELLS LIKE DAWG SHIT

The Dawg was a very happy man. Him and his wonderful girlfriend had been dating for
over a year, and decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering the Dawg... it was her beautiful younger sister. His prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near him, and  he always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.

 One day the Dawg's fiancee's little sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived, and she whispered to him  that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. She told him that she wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.

 The Dawg was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
 going to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just follow me."

 The Dawg was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go to her room.
 When she reached her room she pulled off her panties and threw them down
 the hall at him. The Dawg stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
 beeline straight to the front door. He opened the door, and headed for his truck.

 His next shock was all his future inlaws standing in the yard,... all
 clapping and cheering! With tears in his eyes, his father-in-law hugged him and said, "We are very  happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family Dawg."

 So, the moral of this story is simple:  Always keep your condoms in your truck!