The Maverick Conservative

This blog has a long running, public service series (public service for men) on dames.  This has featured words of wisdom and warming about dames--especially from old movies (the bwest source of such wisdom:   This blog has suggested that boys reaching puberty be REQUIRED to view an educational program of film noir movies to prepare them for life in a world with dames in it).

Sometimes this wisdom has been fairly profound stuff (Gary Cooper in "The Cowboy and the Lady":   "I have never had much to do with women.  I don't like the way they think.").  And there has been the regular references to film noir documentaries (disguised as fiction) on the viciousness of dames.

However, it is time to get back to basics:  Coach to team:  "This is a football" (holding up football--hopefully to a FOOTBALL team).

Dames!  (said with a tone of deep disgust)--from NUMBEROUS old movies.

Dames! Dames!  Dames!  (said with triple the disgust--old movie on TCM, but name excapes me).

To those in the know, nothing more than the above is necessary.  Basically, Dames!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  says it all.

However, the basics can be expanded upon without getting complicated:

Dames!  Dames no matter where you go!  (man in "Blonde Savage":  referring to finding blonde girl in the middle of darkest Africa).

"Dames are nothing but trouble" ("Slim" in "Masie"--a pretty darn good movie, as are several in the Masie series with Ann Southern, one of the stars of early TV and one of the many women stars who give the lie to the leftist/Hollywood/politically corret view thatq women in the early movies were submissive housefraus, even if their end goal was usually a husband and children;  Dames are fatal to anyone named "Slim").

There you have it:  Back to the basics on dames.  Now that you have been shown the football, the blog will return to more detailed wisdom on dames.

There is still the burning question posed in a recent blog entry:  Is or is not Hillary Clinton a "dame."  No, the thought of her being a "babe" is simply nauseating.  But the conensus is presently that she has to be considered a "dame",  in the category of all of those vicious, film noir dames.

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