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A Scam at Home Depot??
Sweet niblets could my computer get any slower tonight? While waiting for this page to load I read Bradbury's Night Call, Collect (from his story collection I Sing the Body Electric) start to finish. Dangnabbit.
And for what? A lousy email joke. Still, here it is, with thanks to acompany employee.
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SCAM @ HOME DEPOT
Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who
may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam
while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
quite traumatic.
Don't be naove enough to think it couldn't happen to
you or your f! riends. Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your
car as you are packing your stuff into the trunk. They
both start wiping your windshield with a rag and
Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their
skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When
you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and
instead they ask you for a ride to Lowes. You agree
and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you, while
the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on
the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also April 1st,
4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th,
three times last Saturday and very likely again this
upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale, $2.99 each.
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Definitely made us both laugh :o)
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Funny, Jeanne
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Ah I would not come home & tell your wife your wallet was stolen at Home Depot! HA!
Guess they figure quicker & don't have to put up with the guy all night for a dinner & movie! HA! -
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Hugs, Rose
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7/19/08 11:08 AM
Joyce