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Saturday, March 8, 2008
Subject: ~SCOOT'S YOUTUBE PLAYLIST~
Time: 5:48:17 PM EST
Author: stocktonrocker
Music: StocktonRocker's Tunes
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Subject: "FARMBOY and the WAITRESS"
Time: 6:54:38 PM EDT
Author: stocktonrocker
"Farmboy and the Waitress"
(Chorus)
Bless me father.. for I have sinned
Spent the night.. in the devil's den
Raisin Hell.. with a lady friend
Bless me father.. for I have sinned
Bless me father for.. I have sinned
(Verse 1)
Well I was not a sinner
Til I came to town
Just wanted a nice dinner
Steak and Hash Browns
The waitress took my order
Then she said to me
Eat me slow.. and I will blow
The feathers from your tree
(Verse 2)
All my farmboy shyness
Left me right about then
We jumped into... my old Ford truck
And my tires began to spin
Well the next thing I knew
My Well was about to blow
With the shakes... I hit the brakes
So I could taste the Peach below
(Chorus)
Bless me father..for I have sinned
Spent the night..in the devil's den
Raisin Hell..with a lady friend
Bless me father..for I have sinned
Bless me father..for I have sinned
(Verse 3)
Well I've never won nothin
And I don't believe in luck
But as I worked on my.. sweet reward
In the seat of my old truck
I thanked the moon and stars
Then I think I thanked the lord
I heard a thank you sweet jesus
And a thank you.. Mr. Henry Ford
(Verse 4)
When the night was finally over
And my well was all sucked dry
I said so long my sweet waitress
And she said Farmboy kiss me bye
Well the next thing I knowed
We was lying naked in her bed
The well may have run dry
But my pencil still had lead
(Chorus)
Bless me father..for I have sinned
Spent the night..in the devil's den
Raisin Hell..with a lady friend
Bless me father..for I have sinned
Bless me father..for I have sinned
Bless me father.. Bless me lord
God bless america... and Henry Ford
Bless me Jesus.. and Mountain Dew
Bless the waitress.. and her mother too
Especially your mother..for having you
Yogi Bear and Boo Boo...I'm finally through
Written By:M.Shockley
October 12th 2005
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Monday, October 10, 2005
Subject: "PAID IN FULL"
Time: 6:41:47 PM EDT
Author: stocktonrocker
"PAID IN FULL"
(Verse 1)
Have you ever been on a blind date
That made you deadly sick
Well one night I got set up
By a friend I now call prick
He use to practice magic
But this was no new magic trick
Even though I named it
Heeeeey..this chick has a dick
(Chorus)
AND I SAID>>
WHOA MISTER JOHNSON
FANCY MEETING YOU HERE
NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I PUKE
RIGHT INTO ...YOUR LEFT EAR
NOW ADIOS SENOR JOHNSON
SORRY, BUT I GOTTA RUN
CAUSE MY FRIENDS DAYS ARE NUMBERED
AS SOON AS I FETCH MY GUN
NOW READ MY LIPS MISTER JOHNSON
FROM THIS DATE..... YOU DON'T GET NONE
(Verse 2)
Well it was ten years later
I still recall the day
My sister-in-law....came to call
All the way from East L.A.
Ol Prick had never met her
But he damn sure knows her now
Cause from the bedroom came a scream
That went somethin like....Hoooooooooly Cow
Chorus)
AND HE SAID>>
WHOA MISTER JOHNSON
FANCY MEETING YOU HERE
NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I PUKE
RIGHT INTO... YOUR LEFT EAR
NOW ADIOS SENOR JOHNSON
SORRY, BUT I GOTTA RUN
CAUSE MY FRIENDS DAYS ARE NUMBERED
AS SOON AS I FETCH MY GUN
NOW READ MY LIPS MISTER JOHNSON
FROM THIS DATE... YOU DON'T GET NONE
HEY..I DON'T CARE WHAT'S FOR FIGHTIN
AND I DON'T CARE WHAT'S FOR FUN
I AIN'T PLAYIN WITH MISTER JOHNSON
AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE SON
Written By:M.Shockley
10/10/1005
Written by stocktonrocker
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Thursday, October 6, 2005
Subject: "THORNS ON THE ROSE"
Time: 7:06:59 PM EDT
Author: stocktonrocker
"THORNS ON THE ROSE"
(VERSE 1)
GIVE IT UP BABE
LET ME HAVE A TASTE
ARE YA GONNA JUST SIT THERE
AND LET IT GO TO WASTE
IF I PROMISE NOT TO BREAK IT
WILL YOU KICK SOME DOWN
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO
TO MAKE YOU COME AROUND
(CHORUS)
WORKIN TO HARD
TRYIN TO SCORE
NO AIN'T THE ANSWER
THAT I'M LOOKIN FOR
YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED
ONCE I'M IN THE DOOR
WORKIN TO HARD
TRYIN TO SCORE
YEA I'VE NEVER WORKED SO HARD
JUST TRYIN TO SCORE
(VERSE 2)
BEGGIN AIN'T FORPLAY
AND MAKES A MAN LOOK BAD
BUT IF YA WANT ME TO
I'LL PRETEND YOU DROVE ME MAD
JUST GIVE ME ONE REASON
WHY YOU WON'T LET GO
AND I'LL GIVE YOU TEN
TO LET THE GOODTIMES ROLL
(CHORUS)
WORKIN TO HARD
TRYIN TO SCORE
NO AIN'T THE ANSWER
THAT I'M LOOKIN FOR
YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED
ONCE I'M IN THE DOOR
WORKIN TO HARD
TRYIN TO SCORE
YEA I'VE NEVER WORKED SO HARD
JUST TRYIN TO SCORE
WRITTEN BY:M.SHOCKLEY
OCTOBER 6th 2005
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Friday, September 23, 2005
Subject: "WHOREHOUSE JOHNNY"
Time: 4:48:42 PM EDT
Author: stocktonrocker
"WHOREHOUSE JOHNNY"
(Dedicated to John Gumina)
(The Real Italian Stallion)
(Verse 1)
Busted Flat face down and dirty
In a Whorehouse near Carson City
Sat the worn out Whorehouse Johnny
Still holdin one last kitty
He was worn down to the bone
And too tired to spoon his nose
Talkin trash to the girls in Latin
Whorehouse Johnny finally froze
(Chorus)
Poor Whorehouse Johnny
Can't get off the floor
Poor Whorehouse Johnny
Looks a little tired and worn
Came here to give a lesson
But a lesson he willl learn
After 20 days of non-stop cattin
Whorehouse Johnny would adjourn
(Verse 2)
Some friends came up from Placerville
When they got the call
Sayin come and get your Brother
He's finally took a fall
Please tell him when he's in town again
We'd like to thank him and then
Take Mister Whorehouse Johnny
And nail him to the Wall
(Chorus)
Poor Whorehouse Johnny
Can't get off the floor
Poor Whorehouse Johnny
Looks a little tired and worn
Came here to give a lesson
But a lesson he willl learn
After 20 days of non-stop cattin
Whorehouse Johnny would adjourn
Yea Whorehouse Johnny would adjourn
Give.... some.....body... else.... a... turn
Written by: Scoot Shockley
Copyrighted:November 9th 1994
Written by stocktonrocker
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Thursday, September 15, 2005
Subject: "STEPPIN DOWN"
Time: 1:41:18 AM EDT
Author: stocktonrocker
"STEPPIN DOWN"
(Verse 1)
That sky high sun's a burnin
Makin leather.. out of my skin
The hands of time are turnin and
I'm hangin on.. by my chin
You ask me how I'm feelin but
I don't believe.. you really care
Cause these cards that we've been dealin ain't
Nothin more than one less cross to bare
(Chorus)
So I'm cashin in my chips
And I'm steppin down
I'm gettin in the wind
And I'm leavin town
You've dealt your last hand
And our love's reached the end
So I'm cashin in my chips
And I'm steppin down
(Verse 2)
There's no easy way of sayin but
The beginnings reached the end
It's not good to keep on playin when
We both know that we can't win
Our love's come down to nothin but
Those angry words..that we borh share
And these cards that we've been dealin ain't
Nothin more than one last cross to bare
(Chorus)
So I'm cashin in my chips
And I'm steppin down
I'm gettin in the wind
And I'm leavin town
You've dealt your last hand
And our love's reached the end
So I'm cashin in my chips
And I'm steppin down
Said I'm cashin in my chips
And I'm....Steppin......Down
Written By:M.Shockley
Copyrighted 5/25/96
Written by stocktonrocker
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Subject: "4 TURNS TO THE LEFT"
Time: 1:20:04 AM EDT
Author: stocktonrocker
"4 TURNS TO THE LEFT"
(Verse 1)
You outlasted the summer's sun
The season's changes of the fall
Winter creeped in and chilled you
And now,Spring has come to call
The earth moved like a windmill
Life spun around one more year
It was a time of total darkness
With just your image in the mirror
(Chorus)
What did you learn my friend
What story can you tell
Did the brightness ever shine
Or did the darkness put you through hell
Did you hope for a new beginning
Did you pray for life to end
Did you study the rules of life
Tell me what did you learn... my friend
(Verse 2)
I outlasted the summer's sun
Didn't see it shine
Then the fall ..came to call
Took away.. what was mine
And I out chilled the winter
Didn't see a change in sight
Now the spring has called me forth
And what's ahead is a dim light
(Chorus)
What did you learn my friend
What story can you tell
Did the brightness ever shine
Or did the darkness put you through hell
Did you hope for a new beginning
Did you pray for life to end
Did you study the rules of life
Tell me what did you learn my friend
What did you learn my friend
What did you learn
What did you learn my friend
Tell me what did you learn....my friend
Written by:M.Shockley
Copyrighted 2/27/95
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Subject: "RIDE OUTLAW RIDE"
Time: 1:13:23 AM EDT
Author: stocktonrocker
"RIDE OUTLAW RIDE"
(Verse 1)
Well never look back from a dead run
You know that they're comin
Like thunder in the sun
And it's too late for redemption
Crossin the lines all been done
And never look back from a dead run
(Chorus)
You Better ride...You better ride
Outlaw Ride..... ..Outlaw ride
You better ride....You better ride
Outlaw ride ........Outlaw Ride
Better ride like the wind,
Death's a closin in
You better ride ...You better ride
Outlaw ride........ Outlaw ride
(Verse 2)
Well never breathe easy
There's no one you can trust
You know that wanted poster
Means blood in the dust
And it's too late for redemption
Crossin the lines all been done
And never look back... from a dead run
(Chorus)
You Better ride.... You better ride
Outlaw Ride..... .Outlaw ride
You better ride....You better ride
Outlaw ride .......Outlaw ride
Better ride like the wind,
Death's a closin in
You better ride .....You better ride
Outlaw ride........Outlaw ride
Outlaw ride........Outlaw ride
Outlaw ride........Outlaw ride
Outlaw ride
Written by:M.Shockley
Copyrighted 3/22/98
Written by stocktonrocker
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Saturday, September 3, 2005
Subject: "BREAKDOWN IN TOOTIETOWN"
Time: 11:09:25 AM EDT
Author: stocktonrocker
A man with great vision
had a head on collision,
runnin with the devil
has a high price to pay
blinded from the light,
and a seven day night
he never saw the wall ,
standin in his way
no he never saw the wall
Standin in his way
And it's one more,
Tootietown Breakdown
Shakedown Takedown
Bloodhounds & Class Clowns
still trailin me
Yea one more
Tootietown Breakdown
Shakedown Takedown
settin me up
in the land of the free
The Land of the Free
Where Can That Be
(to be continued)
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Sunday, August 28, 2005
Subject: "RAP EMAIL 4 SAMUEL & DANIEL"
Time: 5:46:00 AM EDT
Author: stocktonrocker
Music: My Nephews:The we don't look nothin alike Twins
Scoot is attempting to Rap an email to his homeboys in the Mo. A feat never before done.. Are you ready Scoot.. Okay is everybody set?
Ready on the set,now take it on 4 Scoot...1....2....3.and...
HOWDY MISSOURI, WE GOT SCOOT IN THE HOUSE.
I WANNA SEND LOTS OF LOVE OUT TO MY HOMEBOYS WAY OUT THERE IN THE WOOD...
SAMUEL .......DANIEL...........
WHO DOWN CATS?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ UUUUUUUUP AURORA? HERE.....WE.....GOOOOO
IT'S STILL HOT HERE
BUT I'M OFF THE COUCH
I AIN'T LAZY & STUPID
LIKE MIKE CROUCH
I'VE GOT THINGS TO DO
GOT THINGS TO BUILD
GOTTA HAUL THAT HAY
OUT OF THAT THERE FIELD
GOTTA FUCK THAT COW
AND SLAP THAT HOG
PULL THEM DAMN TICKS
OFF'N THAT OLD DOG
GOTTA GO TO THE SHOW
WITH MY SWEET MISS KITTY
PULL DOWN HER PANTIES
WHILE I'M SUCKIN HER TITTY
GOTTA STOP AT THE PARK
PICK UP POOP BUTT SAM
HE'S ONLY FIVE FOOT ONE
BOUT AS STRONG AS A LAMB
CUT.....CUT......I SAID CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Okay,okay now wait a minute Scoot. You meant Ram didn't ya? Strong as a Ram ? You said Lamb and....Well to tell ya the truth Scoot, Lambs are small, they're cute and cuddley and very timid .. And Rams are, as you know, Big and Strong and Fearless. And since this Rap Song that your emailing is about Samuel & Daniel, your homeboys from the Wood, back there in Missouri,don't you think Ram instead of Lamb would be more truthful and cool? Okay Scoot I'm sorry,let's PROCEED with the song.
Okay people,here we go again.
Ready on the set,now take it on 4 Scoot...1....2....3.and...
SCOOT REPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATS..
GOTTA STOP AT THE PARK
PICK UP POOP BUTT SAM
HE'S ONLY FIVE FOOT ONE
BOUT AS STRONG AS A LAMB
NOW IT'S OVER TO ALLISON'S
WHERE WE FIND BIG DAN
JUSTA WHACKIN AND AJACKIN
JUST AS FAST AS HE CAN...
HE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
WHACK WHACK...... BOOTY CRACK
WHACKA WHACKA .. JACKA JACKA
WHACK WHACK WHACK
WHACK WHACK BOOTY CRACK
JACKA JACKA WHACKA WHACKA
JACK JACK JACK
JACK WHACK WHACK JACK
NOW GIMME SOME OF THAT BOOTY CRACK
GIMME SOME OF THAT BOOTY CRACK
GIMME SOME OF THAT BOOTY CRACK
GIVE ME SOME OF THAT BOOTY CRACK
YOU-UNS GIVE ME THAT BOOOOOOOTY CRACK
WHACK WHACK WHACK...
HEY JACK....I'M BACK
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