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Saturday, March 8, 2008
Subject: ~SCOOT'S YOUTUBE PLAYLIST~
Time: 2:45:59 PM PST
Author:  stocktonrocker
Music:  StocktonRocker's Tunes




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Monday, October 10, 2005
Subject: "PAID IN FULL"
Time: 3:32:53 PM PDT
Author:  stocktonrocker


"PAID IN FULL"  

 

(Verse 1)  

Have you ever been on a blind date

That made you deadly sick

Well one night I got set up

By a friend I now call prick

He use to practice magic

But this was no new magic trick

Even though I named it

Heeeeey..this chick has a dick  

(Chorus)  

AND I SAID>>

WHOA MISTER JOHNSON

FANCY MEETING YOU HERE

NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I PUKE

RIGHT INTO ...YOUR LEFT EAR

NOW ADIOS SENOR JOHNSON

SORRY, BUT I GOTTA RUN

CAUSE MY FRIENDS DAYS ARE NUMBERED

AS SOON AS I FETCH MY GUN

NOW READ MY LIPS MISTER JOHNSON

FROM THIS DATE..... YOU DON'T GET NONE  

(Verse 2)  

Well it was ten years later

I still recall the day

My sister-in-law....came to call

All the way from East L.A.

Ol Prick had never met her

But he damn sure knows her now

Cause from the bedroom came a scream

That went somethin like....Hoooooooooly Cow  

Chorus)  

AND HE SAID>>

WHOA MISTER JOHNSON

FANCY MEETING YOU HERE

NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I PUKE

RIGHT INTO... YOUR LEFT EAR

NOW ADIOS SENOR JOHNSON

SORRY, BUT I GOTTA RUN

CAUSE MY FRIENDS DAYS ARE NUMBERED

AS SOON AS I FETCH MY GUN

NOW READ MY LIPS MISTER JOHNSON

FROM THIS DATE... YOU DON'T GET NONE  

HEY..I DON'T CARE WHAT'S FOR FIGHTIN

AND I DON'T CARE WHAT'S FOR FUN

I AIN'T PLAYIN WITH MISTER JOHNSON

AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE SON  

Written By:M.Shockley

10/10/1005      



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Friday, September 23, 2005
Subject: "WHOREHOUSE JOHNNY"
Time: 10:12:23 AM PDT
Author:  stocktonrocker


"WHOREHOUSE JOHNNY"

 (Dedicated to John Gumina)  

   (The Real Italian Stallion)  

 

(Verse 1)  

Busted Flat face down and dirty

In a Whorehouse near Carson City

Sat the worn out Whorehouse Johnny

Still holdin one last kitty

He was worn down to the bone

And too tired to spoon his nose

Talkin trash to the girls in Latin

Whorehouse Johnny finally froze

 

(Chorus)  

Poor Whorehouse Johnny

Can't get off the floor

Poor Whorehouse Johnny

Looks a little tired and worn

Came here to give a lesson

But a lesson he willl learn

After 20 days of non-stop cattin

Whorehouse Johnny would adjourn   

 

(Verse 2)  

Some friends came up from Placerville

When they got the call

Sayin come and get your Brother

He's finally took a fall

Please tell him when he's in town again

We'd like to thank him and then

Take Mister Whorehouse Johnny

And nail him to the Wall    

 

(Chorus)  

Poor Whorehouse Johnny

Can't get off the floor

Poor Whorehouse Johnny

Looks a little tired and worn

Came here to give a lesson

But a lesson he willl learn

After 20 days of non-stop cattin

Whorehouse Johnny would adjourn 

Yea Whorehouse Johnny would adjourn 

Give.... some.....body... else.... a... turn  

 

Written by: Scoot Shockley

Copyrighted:November 9th 1994



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Monday, August 1, 2005
Subject: "FIRE WITH FIRE"
Time: 2:40:35 PM PDT
Author:  stocktonrocker


(Verse 1)

Well I woke up in the cold darkness

Lord my body could feel the heat

Lord I could sense the danger

As I arose to my feet

Well I stepped outside my door

And the light caught...caught my eyes 

Before me stood the demons

And the devil was standin by

(Chorus)

And the devil's in the darkness

And every breath he takes

Sounds like the hissin voice

Of a thousand deadly snakes

And the devil's in the darkness

He's come to see the show

He's come to watch the demons

As they try to steal my soul

Try to steal my soul....Yea

(Verse 2)

Well the first demon gave me a smile

As she stepped up on my porch

But when she reached for my knife

My anger became..became a torch

And the fire in my fists

Was the last act of the play

The devil had been beaten once more

And the demons were driven away

(Chorus)

And the devil's in the darkness

And every breath he takes

Sounds like the hissin voice

Of a thousand deadly snakes

And the devil's in the darkness

He's come to see the show

He's come to watch the demons

As they try to steal my soul

Try an steal my soul

Try ta steeeeeeeeeeeal my soul

they try ta steal my soul

they try ta steal my soul

The try to steeeeeee.eel..eel..eel....my soul

Written by:M.Shockley

Copyrighted:4/96

 

 

 



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Subject: "SHORT ROPE TO HELL"
Time: 2:18:02 PM PDT
Author:  stocktonrocker


(Verse 1)

I tip my hat to the ladies
In the smoke filled saloons
Drink my share of watered down whiskey
Howled me some at the moon
Then one day it all came down
6 shots rang out in the sun
And it don't matter who's declared the winner
We all lose by the gun

(Chorus)

And It's a short rope to hell
A short short rope to hell
It's a short rope to hell
A short short rope to hell

(Verse 2)

Runnin through the badlands
All hell breakin loose
Just a step away from dyin
By the hangman's noose
Runnin through the badlands
The law on my trail
Just a step away from fallin
Down through the gates of hell

(Chorus)

And It's a short rope to hell
A short short rope to hell
It's a short rope to hell
A short short rope to hell
And It's a short rope to hell
A short short rope to hell
It's a short rope to hell
A short short rope to hell
a short rope to hell
A short short rope to hell

Written By: M. Shockley
Copyrighted: 96

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Subject: "CARNIVAL RIDE"
Time: 2:02:28 PM PDT
Author:  stocktonrocker


(Verse 1)

You know life can get hard
When your money gets low
Time moves on....but
Way to slow
You try to move forward...but
You just can't go
And life gets harder....but
On with the show

(Chorus)

This damn worlds
Like a Carnival Ride
It slows down and then
It starts to climb
And just when you think...that
It's come to the end
Wheels start turnin...and
Your rollin again
Life's like a Carnival Ride
Life's like a...Carnival Ride

(Verse 2)

You know life can get so hard
When lonely comes along
the pain burns so deep..til you
Right what's wrong
It's the same old dance
To the same old song
Life can get hard ...til you
Right what's wrong

(Chorus)

This damn worlds
Like a Carnival Ride
It slows down and then
It starts to climb
And just when you think...that
It's come to the end
Wheels start turnin...and
Your rollin again
Life's like a Carnival Ride
This Life's like a...Carnival Ride
This life's like a Carnival Ride
This life's like..a..Carnival Ride

Written by:Monte Shockley
Copyrighted1/7/97

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Subject: "PASSING HEARTBREAK"
Time: 1:55:43 PM PDT
Author:  stocktonrocker


(Verse 1)

Don't take it so hard
It ain't nothin but pain
And pain goes away...in time
Don't let it get ya
Soon it will pass
The heart will mend...with the mind

(Chorus)

It's not the first time
It's not the last
There'll be more pain...as ya go
It may seem like
The end... of the world
But the end ..of the world
Is just turnin slow
It's turnin slow

(Verse 2)

And don't take it so hard
Cause it ain't nothin... but the blues
and blues turn colors real soon
Don't be darkened from the light
Just wait til night
And it will pass ..like the moon
Just like the moon

(Chorus)

It's not the first time
It's not the last
There'll be more pain...as ya go
It may seem like
The end... of the world
But the end ..of the world
Is just turnin slow
And it... may seem like
The end of the world
But the end..of the world
Is just turnin slow
It's turnin slow
It's turnin slow
It's...turnin...slow

Written by:M. Shockley
Copyrighted:12/95

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Sunday, July 3, 2005
Subject: "LIFE BEGINS WITH YOU"
Time: 12:37:37 AM PDT
Author:  stocktonrocker


(VERSE 1)

Somewhere out in the distance

Where beauty is beyond the eye

There is a place for you and me

To begin a brand new life

A place where we can live

Where the bond of love we share

Will grow stronger than the walls of life

Let's find this place out there

(Chorus)

Life Begins With Love

It Began when I Met you

Your Love Is my life

And These Words I Speak Are True

Yea life Begins With Love

Hear These Words I Say

I'll Love you All My life

As Much As I Do Today

Written By: Scoot Shockley

Copyrighted 1996



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Subject: "BREAK MY CHAINS"
Time: 12:30:44 AM PDT
Author:  stocktonrocker


(VERSE 1 )

This dirty worlds got me feelin down
Yea the pressures on
And I'm out of bounds
If I had to go the the distance
I wouldn't last ten rounds
Yea this dirty worlds
Got me feelin down



(CHORUS )

SO BREAK MY CHAINS
AND SET ME FREE
YEA BREAK MY CHAINS
AND LET ME BE
THERE'S ALOT OF ROAD LEFT
THAT I NEED TO SEE
SO BREAK MY CHAINS
AND SET ME FREE
SET ME FREE



(VERSE 2 )

Time's movin forward
But I'm standin still
Yea I'm losin ground
Cause life's all up hill
I feel like I'm bein shuffled
To the bottom of the deal
Yea times movin forward
But I'm standin still


(REPEAT CHORUS)

SO BREAK MY CHAINS
AND SET ME FREE
YEA BREAK MY CHAINS
AND LET ME BE
THERE'S ALOT OF ROAD LEFT
THAT I NEED TO SEE
SO BREAK MY CHAINS
AND SET ME FREE
SET ME FREE



WRITTEN:BY: Monte Shockley
 Copyrighted11/16/98 



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Sunday, June 12, 2005
Subject: "BLACK CLOUD OVER EDEN"
Time: 5:01:45 AM PDT
Author:  stocktonrocker


(Verse 1)
 
Every day in love with you was like bein
In the Garden of Eden
It must of felt the same way for Adam & Eve
And I know how they must of felt as they were leavin
Sad and Grievin
It's true what they say about the tangled web we weave
 
(Chorus)
 
Cause there's a black cloud hangin over
the garden of Eden
There's a black cloud hangin over, Eden today
Yea there's a black cloud hangin over
the garden of Eden
And the garden of Eden looks
so lonely and gray
 
(Bridge)
 
It's wilted away a a aaaaa
It's wilted away a a aaaaa
It's wilted away a a aaaaa
So lonely and gray
 
 
(Verse 2)
 
Some day I pray our love will be returnin
to the garden of Eden
Some day I pray our love will find a way
On that day I promise you we won't be leavin
never grievin
And in the garden of Eden we'll always stay
 
 
(Chorus
 
Cause there's a black cloud hangin over
the garden of Eden
There's a black cloud hangin over, Eden today
Yea there's a black hangin over
the garden of Eden
And the garden of Eden looks
so lonely and gray
 
(Bridge)
 
It's wilted away a a aaaaa
It's wilted away a a aaaaa
It's wilted away a a aaaaa
So lonely and gray
 
written by:M.Shockley;
Sept/95
 
 
 
 

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