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Thursday, June 28, 2007
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FUNNY JOKE, FEW TIPS 4 YA
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in
front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog for Sale ." The guy
goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting
there. "You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So,
what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and they
had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services ...the United
States Marines ... you know one of their nicknames is "The Devil Dogs".
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
running, but the jetting around really tired me out and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down. I retired from the
Corps (8 dog years is 56 Corps years) and signed up for a job at the airport
to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch
of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that crap. He was in the Navy!"
front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog for Sale ." The guy
goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting
there. "You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So,
what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and they
had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services ...the United
States Marines ... you know one of their nicknames is "The Devil Dogs".
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
running, but the jetting around really tired me out and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down. I retired from the
Corps (8 dog years is 56 Corps years) and signed up for a job at the airport
to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch
of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that crap. He was in the Navy!"
ROFLOL, Monkee really liked this one...hehehe. Paws Up Ya'll & WOOF WOOF!
Here's a few tips fer ya:
Eliminate ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson Corn Oil in the ear... massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.
Kills fleas instantly... Dawn Dishwashing Liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the thoroughly. Leave on for a few miniutes, then rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas.
Rainy day cure for dog odor: Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.
Kills fleas instantly... Dawn Dishwashing Liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the thoroughly. Leave on for a few miniutes, then rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas.
Rainy day cure for dog odor: Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.
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This simple recipe will give your dog a beautiful, healthy coat and is much cheaper than commercial products.
1 pint Ivory or Dove liquid dishwashing soap 1 pint water 1 pint apple cider vinegar 4 ounces glycerine (available at your local pharmacy) Mix all of the ingredients together. Double the ingredients if a larger amount is desired. |
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Doing my usual catching up...loved the laugh...and the tips...hope you have a great weekend...hugs,
Joyce -
I didn't know about those you tips you gave. The dawn makes so much sense. Our pool builder told us to put a few tablespoons in it once every week or two and it would work like algaecide AND kill waterbugs in the pool!! Thanks SO much for sharing all your helpful hints.
Hugs, Barb http://journals.aol.com/queenb8261/DiaryofaMadwoman/ -
AOL have been playing us up again and not letting us into blogs Grrrrrr Sorry for late comment.but worth the wait LOL!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.I enjoyed.Woof Woof that was funny Furrs.Thanx for cheering needed it.Take Care God Bless Kath
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Thanks Sug - enjoyed that entry - my poor oscar gets alot of ear mites!! Thanks for the tips!! Laine xxxxx
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6/30/07 9:43 PM