Porch Stories

I got this from Brit's Blog...she is always fun!
Have you ever?

Driven to somewhere more than 8 hours away?  yeah...I drove from AL to CO, it took me 3 months. we are notoriously slow travelers in my family!

Looked at a beloved pet and wondered why you keep him/her around?  every time I clean the litter box

Burned more than 6 candles at once?  yeah, when I need to clean the litter box....
Asked family/friends to help you out of a tough situation?  Usually I don't even have to ask.

Been to an NFL game?  no

Been to a MLB game? not even interested

Been to a NASCAR race?  no, I just don't see the thrill of watching people go around in a circle...my husband says he can't imagine why I don't'  like it, 'cause I would get to drink beer and yell....

Been to an NBA game?  NO

Been to an NHL game?  NO

Ridden a horse?  Yes.

Milked a cow?  Yes.

Played hide-and-seek or Marco Polo in a corn field?  no, but Ive played them in the bay

Driven a monster truck?  again, loud and goes no where

Skinned a deer?  No.

Shot a duck?  No.

Cried over a commercial?  Yes. anything with an old dog in it will make me have to leave the room

Washed your hair with dish soap, hand soap, or anything other than shampoo?  I probably have in a desperate moment

Brushed your teeth with baking soda BECAUSE you were out of toothpaste?  yes, I actually like it

Stolen fruit from a neighbor's tree?  pecans, but they were on the ground

Stolen anything, ever? hearts....

Gotten out of a traffic ticket?  yes, I got out of one once because I had about 5 kids in the car and I asked the officer how I would feed them all if I got a ticket, only one child was mine

Gotten a traffic ticket?  yes, one for driving with no insurance recently

Asked a good friend to keep a secret?  Yes.

Forgiven an ex?  Yes.

Hidden dirt under a rug, dishes in an appliance, or crap in a closet?  Yes.

so lets all play!!!!!!!!!!

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• #6 Comment from deshelestraci 
  4/21/08 8:59 AM | Permalink

  I love this meme!
  The 5 kids in the car made me laugh!
  Traci
• #5 Comment from littlelady1699 
  4/20/08 10:23 PM | Permalink

  mine are posted at
  
  http://journals.aol.com/littlelady1699/Whenlifegivesyoulemonsm/
  
  
  
  
  Patty
• #4 Comment from erarein63 
  4/20/08 7:13 PM | Permalink

  Love your answers!  Looks like your trip to Mobile was a lot of fun, too.  De ;)
  http://journals.aol.com/erarein63/DesThoughts/
• #3 Comment from plieck30 
  4/20/08 6:12 PM | Permalink

  I brush my teeth with a paste made of bakng soda and peroxide every night. You did need to know that, didn't you? lol Paula
• #2 Comment from sdoscher458 
  4/20/08 12:31 PM | Permalink

  LOved your answers, especially thinking fast when the cop stopped you..lol...be well...Sandi