Inane thoughts and insane ramblings

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die

1. Tell someone to call 911. Oh…..I thought you meant RIGHT BEFORE I die……sorry.
2. Learn American sign language
3. Write a book
4. Never stop learning.
5. See stages of the Tour de France in person
6. Go on several more cruises
7. Swim the back stroke naked in the coin fountain in the mall while singing the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme song. Well not really…..I just couldn’t come up with seven.

7 Things I Can Do

1. Ride a bicycle 100 miles in a day (without even crying, throwing up, or holding on to a car)
2. Cook – I continue to amaze my mouth with the meals I’ve made in the past 3-4 years. I’ve always loved cooking but all my skills are coming together for some kick butt dishes.
3. Carpentry – I’ve built cabinets, installed wood laminate flooring, installed trim work, framed windows, replaced framing, replaced sub floor, replaced door frames and I’ve never worked a day in construction. It’s all thanks to my great father in law teaching me on his house and mine.
4. Touch the tip of my nose with my tongue (Thatwas my opening line to Alexis…..NOT)
5. A spinning side kick
6. Make Alexis smile
7. I can calm most hostile or heated situations

7 Things I Can't Do

1. a hurricane kick (spinning kick w/ a side kick feint)
2. have a baby (not equipped!)
3. Speak Russian, Spanish, Dutch, Chinese, Japanese, Polish, Slovenian, German, Italian, Trukish, Hungarian, Portuguese, Greek, Croatian or Macedonian.
4. Water ski
5. Sing (It said, can’t, not won’t)
6. Stand to listen to someone chew potato chips. Nails on a chalk board…..nails on a chalk board.
7. Come within 300 feet of Madonna (at least according to the restraining order……..he he)

7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex

1. Intelligence
2. Sense of humor
3. Rubenesque figure (this should count as 4 things because it’s boobs, butt, hips, and legs)
4. A "clean smell" (how weird is that? But being honest. I would describe it as right out of the shower fresh or like fabric softener.)
5. Short dark hair (I’ve only ever had two blonde girlfriends)
6. My hormones.
7. Her voice

7 Things I Say Most Often

1. Hi Honey
2. "Not now Trevor"
3. Kiyah!
4. You could put an eye out doing that. (Alexis and her silly bedroom tricks……kidding! I was a Safety Manager and that was my exaggerated catch phrase.)
5. "Did you see the memo about TPS reports?"
6. "I love you" or "I love you so much"
7. "Why?"

7 Celebrity Crushes

1. Rachael Ray ($40 a Day and 30 Minute Meals on food tv)
2. Genevieve Gorder (Interior Decorator on Town Haul and Trading Spaces on TLC)
3. Sabrina Lloyd (Sports Night)
4. Toccara Jones (Celebrity Fit Club)
5. Leslie Segrete (While You Were Out!) Leslie Segrete's Resume
6. Catwoman (The original, Julie Newmar, but only like she looked then)
7. Wonder Woman (You can lasso me with your lariat of truth anytime, baby!)

7 People I Want To Do This

I am not going to tag 7 people only because so many of the blogs I read have already done this. So to make up for that, I am going to tag only one person. One very incredible person. One who never puts entries in her journal because she feels like her writing skills aren’t up to par with yours……that’s right.

ALEXIS!

Tag! Your it Honey!

Ok, I got an alert for my entry about entry alerts not working for me again but not this one.  Does editing it and saving generate a new one?