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~Blonde's year in Review~

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A BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW
 
 
JANUARY
 
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
 
FEBRUARY
 
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....
 
Hellloooo!!!....bottles won't fit in the printer!!! 
 
MARCH
 
Got  really excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...
 
Box said "2-4 years!"
 
APRIL
 
Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out. 
 
MAY
 
Tried to make Kool-aid...wrong instructions....
 
8 cups of water won' fit into one of those little packets!
 
JUNE
 
Lost Breast stroke competition....
 
learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
 
JULY
 
Tried to go waer skiing...couldn't' find a lake with a slope!
 
AUGUST
 
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
 
car swamped because soft-top was open.
 
SEPTEMBER
 
The capital of California is "C"....isn' it ?
 
 
OCTOBER
 
Hate M&M's......
 
they are so hard to peel.
 
NOVEMBER
 
Baked Turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
 
DECEMBER
 
Couldn't' dial 911
 
"duh"......there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!
 
 
 


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