Welcome to my Life

Well how is everyone today? I'm peachy...freakin tired as hell tho. I had my seminar for teaching today...ok kill me. By the end of the semester I guess I'm suppose to be juggling a total of 3 portfolios????? Right now I'm trying to get ideas for a solar system center...oy. I'm also working on my Unit for the Moon. I got some ideas...my teacher likes them so hopefully I can get that into gear and do it in March.

I am nervous for tomorrow because my advisor is coming to watch me teach my literacy group..oh God just let them behave!

Oh so I went and saw the comedian tonight at school...Holy shit he was hilarious! He is one of the writers for Crank Yankers on Comedy Central...he was prank calling students' parents...it was hilarious. Well 27 days till my birthday...and No there are not 29 days in February and No i'm not a leap year baby!!!! :)  

Last night I had a dream. I found myself in a dessert called....cyberland. It was hot. My cantene had sprung a leak and I was...thirsty. Out of the abyss walked a cow...Elsie. I asked if she had anything to drink. She said, "I'm forbidden to produce milk. In cyberland we only drink....diet coke. She said, "The only thing to do is jump over the moon." They've closed everything real down...like barns, troughs, performance spaces...and replaced it all with lies and rules and virtual life. But there is a way out....only thing to do is jump over the moon.

I gotta get out of here!! It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil, oushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse!! I've gotta find a way...to jump over the moon, Only thing to do is jump over the moon.

Then a little bulldog entered, his name (we have learned) was Benny. And althought he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the Revolution. "That's Bull," He Said. "Ever Since The Cat
Took Up The Fiddle, That Cow's Been Jumpy. And The Dish And Spoon Were Evicted From The Table - And Eloped... She's Had Trouble
With That Milk And The Moon Ever Since. Maybe It's A Female Thing, 'Cause Who'd Want To Leave Cyberland Anyway?... Walls Ain't So Bad. The Dish And Spoon For Instance. They Were Down On Their Luck - Knocked On My Doghouse Door. I Said, 'Not In My Backyard, Utensils! Go Back To China!'" "The Only Way Out-Is Up," Elsie
Whispered To Me. "A Leap Of Faith. Still Thirsty?" She Asked. Parched. "Have
Some Milk." I Lowered Myself Beneath Her And Held My Mouth To Her Swollen
Udder And Sucked The Sweetest Milk I'd Ever Tasted."

"Climb On Board." She Said. And As A Harvest Moon Rose Over Cyberland, We
Reared Back And Sprang Into A Gallop. Leaping Out Of Orbit!!! I Awoke Singing

Only Thing To Do
Only Thing To Do Is Jump
Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon
Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon
Over The Moon-Over The
Moooooooo
Moooooooo
Moooooooo
Moooooooo
Moo With Me

Thank you :)

Guess what I'm listening to!!!????

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