Ads are not an endorsement by the blog author.

CoolerHeads Prevail

Public Journal
 Back to Journal Archives | Subscribe to Alerts Alerts Subscribe to Alerts | Feeds
< She Cannot Tell a
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Pitt in the Oven: >
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
January 2006
Cops Call On Kate
Oscar Reactions Ping In
Why's Everybody Always Picking on T?
Brokeback Backlash
TGIG: Thank Goodness It's Gossip
Oprah: Chapter Two
Oprah Turns the Page on Frey
Two Gay Cowboys Walk Into a Bar...
Survivor: Rikers Island
EVOO for Everyone
The Day Cameron Fought Back
You Write the Caption: Michael Jackson
Few Were Mightier Than the Penn
Riddle Me This: The Trump Conundrum
A Good Week For Black Jesus
A Million (and One) Lies?
Bush Doesn't Know Ennis. Does He Know Simon?
This Post Is Rated NC-17
Isaac Born to Hand Jive
Celebrity Superlatives
It's the Weekend!
A Dress This Problem
Hollywood's Biggest Merger
Create the Ultimate Beasties Playlist
Kelly Clarkson: An Idle 'Idol'
Garrett's Uphill Climb
And the Next Item Up for Bid....
'Idol' Turns Grown Men into Screaming Constantine Fans
Jacko's Job Interview
Globetrotters
The Lost Weekend
General Hospital's Extended Drama
Rock Around the Clock
Deconstructing "Popozao"
Pitt in the Oven: Part Deux
Pitt in the Oven
She Cannot Tell a Lie
Back in Blackwell
'Million Little Pieces' -- File Under Fiction?
Swank'N Lowe: A Shocking Split
How to Improve Oscar Ratings
A Bit of the 'Ol Ultraviolence
Nick Bares His Sole
One Gorgeous Victim
Holy TiVo
No Shock About the Split
Help Us Brainstorm the Great Lost Albums
Say It Ain't So, L.Lo!
Is 50 the New 30?
Bauer's Bender?
Tuesday Morning Hangover
« January 2006 Archive
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
7:54:00 AM EST
Hearing David Bowie's "Baby"

Pitt in the Oven


SPY on US:
 Sneak a peek at our watercooler conversation, cut and pasted straight from our IMs, then join in below.
 

LouderThanaBlog:
 Woah! Angelina finally admitted she's pregnant!

TheCoolerBlog: First comes love, then comes baby in the baby carriage, then maybe/finally/please a public admission of being a couple?

 
DishUpontheStars: Congrats to them... say this three times real fast: BrangelinaJoliePitt
IMSwayzeCrazee: Do you guys hear that? It's the sound of Jennifer Aniston sobbing with her face in a gallon of chocolate ice cream.
BlogRockinBeats: Could they be married and keeping it to themselves? otherwise  
LouderThanaBlog: This will be, hands down, the most gorgeous baby of all time
TheCoolerBlog: It will be like a comic book when two superheroes morph into one. If this baby is ugly, every geneticist in the world needs to quit their jobs.   

JerseyGrrrlSwirl:  She is due this summer so she has been pregnant since what...September?
NewsVoiceofReason: as the world guesses and guesses, they're going for sonogram appointments, laughing their asses off


We Showed You Ours, Now Show Us Yours: Can you freakin' believe it? What do you think about this? Shouldn't they admit they're a couple before having a kid? What about poor Jen Aniston?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tasty Comments Pulled From the Blog
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"this is like the golden child of this generation."
~ ricky18wa

"that child will be the next generation of humans -- it will be completely hairless and be able to levitate"
~ comedyisalanking

"This baby might end up Butt Ugly--think HUGE lips and chisled features--makes me think of Steve Tyler."
~ suzicap

"I don't think I could care any less. Wupty frickin du."
~ nailjock

Photo Credit: Getty Images

Written by thecoolerblog Blog about this entry
This entry has 597 comments: (Add your own)
  • #597 Comment from itinkerbell2006 
    7/9/06 7:16 PM Permalink
    Ugh!


    I thinks it's very wrong what Brad did you Aniston. Yet, I don't think anyone will really look down on him for it.


    - Christine <3
  • #596 Comment from gunz326 
    4/26/06 4:17 PM Permalink
    The child will be beautiful, but the name will change everything.
  • #595 Comment from littlegirl0 
    3/10/06 12:42 PM Permalink
    I think she should get a real lfe and quit acting like a woman rambo.
  • #594 Comment from lorimclollipop 
    1/19/06 11:39 PM Permalink
    Have Questions About Real Estate?

    Whether you're buying or selling, we're happy to answer any questions you may have regarding real estate. Our team of experts has the information you need today.

    Just email your questions to: info@reply.com

  • #593 Comment from sroyevc 
    1/17/06 7:02 PM Permalink
    I think we may very surprised at how not beautiful this child could be.
    I know good looking couples who have homely looking kiddos.  The adopted kids will probably be better looking......  Who really knows.
Show all comments (592 more)