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Friday, January 20, 2006
5:15:00 PM EST

Celebrity Superlatives

UGot2Standit: It’s time for me to give out my ridiculous celebrity superlatives for the week.  I doubt you’ll find these in any high school year book.

Most Likely to Frighten the Baby-Sitter: Sienna Miller
Most Likely to Sue: Tom Cruise (As if there was any other choice)
Most Likely to Make Huggies Pull-Ups the Next Big Thing: Paris Hilton
Most Likely to Produce a Bad Pun Unintentionally: IMDB.com
Fast-Food Mascot Most Likely to Have a Hot Girlfriend: The Burger King Guy
Full House Cast Member We Thought Was Least Likely to End Up In Rehab Who Might Have Proved Us Wrong: Jodi Sweetin



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