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Hearing Terence Trent D'Arby's "Sign Your Name"

Hollywood's Biggest Merger

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NewsVoiceofReason: Angelina Jolie's Children Get Brad Pitt's Name

JerseyGrrrlSwirl:
Will the kids last names be Joliepitt?

NewsVoiceofReason: No, Jolie-Pitt
JerseyGrrrlSwirl: How do you fill it out on a standardized test form? NewsVoiceofReason: Jolie Pitt
JerseyGrrrlSwirl: If Brad and Angelina get married

JerseyGrrrlSwirl: Does it just become Pitt? Will Angelina be a Pitt?
NewsVoiceofReason: Come on, they're married already, they just aren't telling anyone
NewsVoiceofReason: You Know It....I Know It

Time to Come Clean: React to the biggest merger in Hollywood.


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  • #17 Comment from sportfan91192 
    5/23/06 4:20 PM Permalink
    wtf is a merger!
  • #16 Comment from drtallman2 
    1/24/06 10:53 PM Permalink
    YOU KNOW WHAT? IF  I  WAS   ANGELINA  THERE  WOULD  BE  NO  WAY   I  WOULD   BE   WITH   BRAD,  WHY ?  BECAUSE   I  COULD   NOT   BE   WITH   A  MAN   WHO   IS   STILL   SO   MUCH   IN   LOVE   WITH   JEN,   ANGELINA   MAY  THINK   IF   SHE   HAS   BRADS    CHILDERN   SHE' LL   HAVE   IT   ALL  ,  I  DON'T   THINK   SO.   YOU   DON'T   HAVE   MUCH   IF   YOU   DON'T   HAVE  HIS   LOVE ,   BELIVE   ME   IT  WON'T   LAST,   AND   BY   THEN   JEN  WILL  BE   ON   WITH   HER   LIFE   AND   BRAD  WILL  BE  ALONE  AGAIN,   AND AS FOR  ANGELINA   SHE   WILL   HAVE  MANS  CHILD   THAT   DID  NOT   LOVE   HER  IN  THE   FIRST  PLACE  AND   WAS   JUST   WAS   THERE   BECAUSE   SHE  WANTED   A   BABY   AT  THE   SAME   TIME   AS  HE   DID .   D.R.T.   BLUFFCITY ,TENN.
  • #15 Comment from fulcomusic 
    1/24/06 6:42 PM Permalink
    Donald Trump is a great businessman who knows the art of the deal.  He is also his own worst enemy!  Ok, ok, he has bad hair, but that doesn't mean those chubby checks he's sporting don't need love too.  Donald, lay off the muffins you little chipmunk you!
  • #14 Comment from sfranc4523 
    1/24/06 6:01 PM Permalink
    wHAT A BUNCH OF HORSE DUNG
  • #13 Comment from ohmajean 
    1/24/06 5:28 PM Permalink
    Absolutely disgusting!
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