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Wednesday, January 25, 2006
10:21:00 AM EST
Hearing R.E.M's Cover of "Strange"

You Write the Caption: Michael Jackson

Help Us Brainstorm: Think Short and Sweet

So Michael Jackson was
Spotted in Robe and a Veil with his kids and we have the photo to prove it. We were going to write "Michael Jackson was spotted in a robe and a veil blah blah blah" but that just seemed too redundant. Got any better ideas? Take a look at the photo and post your captions below. Be creative and watch the language... this isn't satellite radio here.


Photo Credit: AP

KoolerMoeDee: The American Penny Loafer Council (APLC) kindly asks Mr. Jackson to discontinue the use of their products.

Cooler Heads Prevail: Some of Your Best Captions:

NKGraceWhite: WMD found in bahrain--Weird Michael in a Dress

fergusontransfer: They said the mosquitos were bad here, but this is ridiculous.

NurseJae: So he really IS black...

Djezierski: Wacko Jacko in Blacko

Cvetteinfl: So who wears the pants in Wacko Jacko's family?

rfitchette: Simply, "The Freak of Araby!"

Jansmcw: Jerk In A Burk!



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  • #2106 Comment from neiladreamer 
    11/21/06 6:49 PM Permalink
    aren't those circus cages in the background, ewww.
  • #2105 Comment from neiladreamer 
    11/21/06 6:46 PM Permalink
    i sleep with him every night, and all i got was this lousy veil.
  • #2104 Comment from cond62 
    11/16/06 2:11 AM Permalink
        The reason I am wearing this black robe is because I am in mourning over the death of Bubbles the chimp and our love child here is also sad,
  • #2103 Comment from zacattack10434 
    11/7/06 11:45 AM Permalink
    so tammarrieo24 i guess wacko jacko fucked u too then thats why u r sticking up for him . u know he humps everything that moves right ether that u r him  so just go masterbate or something freak
  • #2102 Comment from zacattack10434 
    11/7/06 11:40 AM Permalink
    to do list by wako jacko

    masterbate until 2

    rape a wrestler until 5

    get skin bleached at 530

    get neutered at 7

    and fuck my waffel till dawn
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