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Friday, August 4, 2006
10:21:00 AM EDT

Suri Vouch-Watch: Penelope Cruz Edition

OlYellaCerebella: There was a time in my life in which I hoped that Tom Cruise would marry Penelope Cruz. Thus making her Penelope Cruise-Cruz. (C rooz-Crooz!)
DishUpontheStars: C'mon ride the train! It's a Crooz-Crooz train!
OlYellaCerebella: That name had kind of a kittenish quality. Kind of a "I will see you in the next life when we are both cats" perfection.
DishUpontheStars: So your point is that Vanilla Sky sucked?
OlYellaCerebella: My point is that Penelope Cruz claims she has seen Suri Cruise. And has called her one of the most beautiful babies she has ever seen.
DishUpontheStars: Hmm. Didn't Jada Pinkett Smith call her one of the sweetest babies she had ever met.
OlYellaCerebella: We are dealing with a very superlative baby indeed.
DishUpontheStars: Suri Cruise is the ____-est baby in the history of the WORLD!
OlYellaCerebella: Secretest!
DishUpontheStars: You know, this is the first time a non-Scientologist has claimed to have seen Suri.
OlYellaCerebella: Well I don't see why someone can't sneak a little camera phone pic.
DishUpontheStars: The Most Beautiful Baby in the World deserves to be seen by all.


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  • #87 Comment from alpharm 
    8/23/06 4:06 PM Permalink
    Poor baby, poor mom,
    Katy Holmes was basicly run over with a truck. When you see a young barely into her twenties actress from a faqirly concervative background rushed into a new very strange lifestyle by an agressive powerful person who is meeting his needs to the detrement of her needs and now their child's.  You hesitate to give the eventual if ever marriage  much of a chance. Mr Cruise has a very strong agressive personality that seems rather overwhelming.  This is his third marrage her first I believe...  statistically this is a child more likely to be part of a problem relationship than a secure stable one. You have to worry about her but in the end sans active child abuse you have to let parents be in chargeof their offspring.. and with the Federlines , the Pitts and other odd assorted families around the area she should have friends who will understand.
       Bottom line, there are far more children to worry about, the underfed, wounded and those being taught that to die is a good thing that I do not think we have time and energy to worry about one who at least will never go to bed hungry or pick up a cluster bomb thinking it is a toy.  
  • #86 Comment from shemaz5 
    8/23/06 1:57 PM Permalink
    Poor baby Suri! What a name -- what a Dad/Mom??? Actually feel sooo sorry for the baby! Can't say I care one way or the other whether or not her pic is published! Feel sorry for Holmes, too! Know he is big star, has looks & plenty of money but can't help feeling Holmes is a "prisoner" or "slave" ????
  • #85 Comment from minervamiz 
    8/23/06 12:56 PM Permalink
    All of this garbage is just a publicity stunt to keep Tom in the media so we don't forget about him. Too late. The majority of the public has lost interest in him from his bad behavior and running his mouth off about issues he posseses NO knowledge of. It's time to come out of the closet Tommy boy and stop hiding behind scientology, who's sole purpose is to hide dirty laundry of stars for money.
  • #84 Comment from walshmjwmagic 
    8/23/06 12:16 PM Permalink
    " SHOW ME THE BABY ''    
  • #83 Comment from nhchocoholic 
    8/23/06 11:49 AM Permalink
    Suri Cruise is the most talked about baby in the world as TomKat prefers it to be. I agree with the many comments stating that this is just another way to gain public attention. Sadly, an innocent child will be displayed on stage, in tabloids etc to help gain Cruise's net worth. Perhaps come Fall, Tom will express himself in a quiet, loving, fatherly manner so the reporters may print lighter, kinder words. Suri will want a copy of that interview (special little keepsake) to add to her baby album reminding her that her dad loved her unconditionally and that her coming out party (persay) wasn't just another stunt for an upcoming Cruise movie. Suri will be a favored little angel as long as they can fit her into their busy schedules.
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