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Friday, August 4, 2006
4:20:00 PM EDT

Welcome to the Hotel Brangelina

DishUpontheStars: Look! You can BUY the hotel where Brangelina stayed in Namibia.
OlYellaCerebella: Swim in the very pool Maddox peed in!
DishUpontheStars: Oh you KNOW Maddox pees in the pool.
OlYellaCerebella: He's my very favorite celebrikid--don't get me wrong--but he's got that gleam in his eye:

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DishUpontheStars: I know what you mean. That "Maybe I did try to drown Zahara in the pool while Mommy was on the phone with Jeffrey Sachs, and maybe I didn't" look.
OlYellaCerebella: I'd love to watch him play a really bloody video game. I bet it's adorable.
DishUpontheStars: I doubt Angelina lets her kids have bloody video games.
OlYellaCerebella: If she were Melanie Griffith she would.


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  • #18 Comment from hollytomcarr 
    8/11/06 12:08 AM Permalink
    it's nice that angela want's to help underpevlaged children but she should start by adopting children in the us before geting one from over sea's!!
  • #17 Comment from dowendnvll92 
    8/9/06 6:31 AM Permalink
    IS IT TRUE THAT TOM CRUIS WAS REALLY SEEING PENELEPE CRUZ BROTHER AND PENELEPE AND SELMA H ARE AN ITEM IN THE DARK SO WERE DOES THAT PUT KATIE H AND SURIE COULD SURIE NOT BE TOM'S IS THAT WHY WE HAVE NOT SEEN LITTLE SURIE
  • #16 Comment from fieryscopio1031 
    8/9/06 4:25 AM Permalink
    Those little children should not be exploited. Stop that nonsence!!
  • #15 Comment from lmpkneadsclient 
    8/9/06 2:52 AM Permalink
    Yesterday I commented on spelling ability...........on the Paris Hilton thing and how many she has slept with.........I received the most foul and repugnant e-mail to my home from someone named clappymore..........shame on you ! I would send in the e-mail but was so absolutely horrible I deleted it.  This clappymore person
    called me a highschool pisspot loser and ask what I did with my spare time....
    blow the team behind the bleachers........I'm well into my sixties and am truely concerned about the multitude of people that can't spell or do simple math ! I apologize to oxxsarahh if I hurt her feeling........not my intent. My get a dictionary
    comment was just that.......a comment....although one person who replied to my home suggested something even more simple........use spellcheck
  • #14 Comment from ihoneyboy 
    8/9/06 1:19 AM Permalink
    i think people should get out of angalienas jolis life. all she has done is good. i just hope she dont hurt Brad the best thing that will ever happen to her and her kids so dont half step marry the guy and give those kids a real father brad deserves that respect she knew what kind of values he had .
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