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The Cooler Must Know: Where Do You Go After Poop?
YWTC: Jessica Simpson Shuts Up
Cooler Apology: Sorry Angelina, Shakira
The Cooler Presents: Unwanted on eBay
Janet Jackson Might Fluctuate, But Michael Jackson Got His Worse
YWTC: Britney Does Japan
Jessica Simpson Enters Newest Doomed Relationship
YouTube War: In the Bathroom
John Mark Karr and the Chocolate Factory
The Adventures of Hershey and Sharkie: The Corndog
K-Fed's Corndog for Sale
Paris Knocked Off Her Pedestal?
Irrelevant Stars, Extravagant Incomes
Conan O'Tasteless
YWTC: Charlie's Angels
The Curse of the Beatles Wives
G.G.G. 8.25.06
I Am African = Mixed Messages for the Children
Angelina Jolie Gets Her Angry-Teenager-Style Jack Bauer On
Is J-Lo Having a Baby??
YWTC: The Emancipation of Mariah's Abs
Buy Ashlee and Jessica's Childhood Memories
The Great Socialite Enigma
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Tom Cruise Is the Craziest of Them All
The Worst Idea Ever Award Goes To...
YouTube War: Newlyweds Vs. Chaotic
Does Britney Spears Hate Jessica Simpson?
Sam Jackson Can't Shoot All the Windows Out of a Movie Theater, People
YWTC: Jessica Simpson, Girl Metalmouth
All Aboard the Cruisazy Train, Next Stop Unemployment
The End of the World as We Know It
The Break-Up 2 (Starring Brad and Angelina)
K-Fed: Masterpiece Theater
What Would You Rather Do?
YWTC: K-Fed Is a Leg Man
G.G.G. 8.16.06
Haley Joel Osment: Back, and Ready to Party
YWTC: Rock 'N' Roll Lifestyle
The Adventures of Hershey and Sharkie
K-Fed to Lose Custody of His Fleet of Sharks
Did Vaughniston Implode???
What, Did It Steal Your Pic-a-nic Basket?
You + Me + Dupree - You = The Butterscotch Affair
Justin Timberlake Doesn't Realize That Taylor Hicks Is Justin Timberlake
YWTC: Jack "Jazz Fingers" Black
What Else Can You Find on David Copperfield's Island?
*!#@ on a Plane!
Expect Britney Spears to Have 20 to 30 More Kids
Girls, Girls, Girls
Barker Vs. Barker
Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens
How to Lose a Guy in Six Years
You Write the Jessica Simpson Song Titles
YWTC: Boy George Cleans Up
YouTube War: The PETA Ads
That Famous Lohan Entrepreneurial Spirit
GGG 8.11.06
Hope She Ain't a Golddigga, Kanye
YWTC: Nick Lachey and the Puppy Dog Eyes
The Worst Dressed Man in the World
Katie Couric, America's Paper Doll
YWTC: The Paris Review
They Who Truly Bring the Sexy Back
YWTC: Spandex Madonna
Angelina De-Brangelizing?
Suri Might Be More Real Than We Thought
Early 90s Children's Sitcom Stars Roundup
Why, Dave Navarro, Why?
VAUGHNISTON ENGAGED?
Is Reality Television Down in the Dumps?
Britney: The UnPhotoshopping
Gwyneth Does Her Part for Anorexia
YouTube War: The Proactiv Commercials
You Write the Paul McCartney Vengeance Lyrics
The Carnal Mystery of Paris Hilton
JenniferWatch: Breakups and Babies
Scarlett JoCowsson
Britney Breakdown?
Welcome to the Hotel Brangelina
CoolerHeads Present: This Week in the National Enquirer
GGG 8.4.06
Suri Vouch-Watch: Penelope Cruz Edition
YWTC: Sparkly TimberDance
Bad Parents Hall of Fame
'Lost'  Star Gets His Freak On Non-Stop
Elisabeth Hasselback Gets Her Angst On
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Nick "Mensa" Lachey Taps MTV's Intellectual Elite
Is Star Jones Getting Divorced?
"He's Koo-Koo Dude. He's Absolutely Out of His Mind."
Harry Potter, Meet Mischa Barton
It Won't Be a White Wedding
Mel Gibson's Weird Hairline
Lindsay Will No Longer Make Beautiful Music
Who's Your Daddy?
The Alice Cooper Center for Kids Who Can't ROCK Good
YWTC: Snakes on a Sam
« August 2006 Archive
Monday, August 7, 2006
8:35:00 AM EDT
Hearing Cypress Hill's 'Insane in the Brain'

Britney Breakdown?

TheCoolerBlog: You seen the new Britney video on YouTube?
AVioletFemme: Yeah, saw it on TMZ Britney like you've never seen her
AVioletFemme: She looks crazier than Charlize Theron in Monster. Got those SCARY eyes
AVioletFemme: They say when that video is from? Is that a Chaotic outtake?
TheCoolerBlog: Can't tell. Britney's whining about the movie Spun.
AVioletFemme: Not Spawn?
KoolerMoeDee: Who can tell with her drawl?
AVioletFemme: Well, you didn't think she'd be into watching Capote.
TheCoolerBlog: She didn't look too preggers?
AVioletFemme: No, but she was shoving fries in her mouth, so maybe she's got the insatiable pregnant appetite
TheCoolerBlog: She's had that pregnant or not

 



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  • #64 Comment from gingerrego 
    10/9/06 6:05 PM Permalink
                        A poem for Britany

    WHEN YOUR MONEYS ALL SPENT
    AND YOU DONT HAVE A CENT
    THEN FEDERLINE WILL GO
    TO THE ARMS OF ANOTHER BIMBO
    YOUR BABIES WILL CRY
    WHEN THEIR DADDY SAYS GOODBYE
    BUT SHED NOT A TEAR
    CAUSE HES NOT NEAR
    BUT GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE
    AND YOU WILL HAVE NO MORE STRIFE
    JUST LOOK INTO THE LIGHT
    SO THAT YOUR FUTURE CAN BE BRIGHT
  • #63 Comment from fanofmy76 
    8/10/06 3:30 AM Permalink
    You kiss your momma with that mouth?!?!  Tisk, tisk!!!!!
  • #62 Comment from patrice4713 
    8/9/06 11:43 PM Permalink
    BOO WHO BRITNEY MY ASS! DO U KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THIS GIRL HUSSLED FROM THE WORLD; AND SHE CAN'T EVEN SING A BIT!!! IT'S ALL THE TRACKS BEING WORKED BY THE PRODUCERS!!! SHE'S A FRAUD!!! CAME OUT INNOCENT SAVING HER VIGINITY YEAH RIGHT WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!! THIS WAS A SO CALLED YOUNG LADY WE ALLOWED OUR DAUGHTERS TO IDOLIZE, WHAT THE HELL HAS THIS WORLD COME TOO??? IT'S ALL GOOD THOU SHE'S A WRAP! ALL DONE!!! NO HOPE FOR THE POOR THING ANYMORE!!! SEE YA IN HELL BRIT!!! BYE BYE BYE !!! REVENGE IS SWEET! HOW CUTE IS JUSTIN & CAMERON!!!
  • #61 Comment from us224 
    8/9/06 9:47 PM Permalink
    shes not losing it - she just looks drunk or spaced out on something. whats the big deal? her fame came from a a nice ass and good sound editors, so whats the big shock at her lacking IQ? whatever, shes a person like all of us, leave the girl alone
  • #60 Comment from spoiledcutie2587 
    8/9/06 9:05 PM Permalink
    duilio69 what you said was very fucking wrong and you are a ignorant piece of shit...Their are plenty of people I hate in this world but I would never be so pathetic and cowardly to wish someone to die or say they need to die..If you think it is okay to go around saying people should die I suggest you educate yourself on the matter because it indicates something is mentally wrong with you.

    For those whom do not know this video was filmed during the chaotic show and was before she was pregnant.

    I find it funny how now she is trying to stay on the down low and try and keep out of the spot light and have fun with her family and all of a sudden this tape shows up. I think people need to leave this poor girl alone. Just like any pregnant person or young mom out their she deserves respect and deserves to be left alone and enjoy her son and pregnancy but god forbid some of the selfish pigs in this world let her do that.

    Here is something to think about you have all these people out her who are famous and telling kids to go out and have sex, do drugs and break the law and then you got famous people who break the law and are pedophiles like Michael Jackson and the guy who plays Pee Wee Herman.

    If anything in my eyes Britney Spears in a fucking saint compared to some celebrities out their I mean yeah she may act dumb sometimes but who doesn't but at least she is not going around making fun of other celebrities like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the list goes on and on..When have you ever heard Britney Spears say a bad word about anybody?

    Unlike some celebrities who keep every cent they make to themselves Britney actually cares about others and donates thousands of her money each year to research and to child foundations and so fourth and she even has a camp she started up for kids.
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