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Monday, August 7, 2006
12:56:00 PM EDT

JenniferWatch: Breakups and Babies

OlYellaCerebella: There is news on the Jen front today!
DishUpontheStars: And news from the J-Lo front.
OlYellaCerebella: Jen Aniston might be breaking up with Vince Vaughn.
DishUpontheStars: And Jen Lopez might be pregnant.
OlYellaCerebella: Do we believe these?
DishUpontheStars: The Aniston rumors seem more credible. But I hope it's not true.
OlYellaCerebella: Well I heard that J-Lo left 'Dallas' because the script was terrible, and because John Travolta wasn't "manly" enough. So I'm unconvinced that she's pregnant.
DishUpontheStars: Yeah, I think J-Lo would announce it right away if she were. She hasn't had much publicity in a while.
OlYellaCerebella: I'd rather Aniston were pregnant and Lopez were breaking up with Marc Anthony.
DishUpontheStars: Why?
OlYellaCerebella: Because he looks like a sickly rat and I think she can do better. Whereas I think Vince Vaughn is probably good for Jennifer Aniston. He ups her intellectual credibility, whereas she ups his hotness factor.
DishUpontheStars: Um, by that logic, shouldn't J-Lo be dating Ray Romano?
OlYellaCerebella: Now that I think about it, she kind of already looks like Patricia Heaton:


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  • #8 Comment from sn4crl 
    8/8/06 11:56 PM Permalink
    Jennifer is a Skank--Jennifer is a Skank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who cares!!!!!!!!!!!--- the other looks like a starving Actress that needs a tripple whopper from Burger King.
  • #7 Comment from sexylilbabe199 
    8/8/06 5:56 PM Permalink
    WOW! some of you people are really nasty now!  If Jlo has a baby with Marc then good for her! she deserves it. No Marc isn't the most attracted man but he must love her and she's been with him longer then the other guys! I think she'd have a cute baby and what makes yall think it would look like him? the baby could look like her @@

    as for Jen A. I don't think she was cheating on Brad @@ you didn't hear about her and Vince until after the break up of her and Brad. if anything it was the other way around.. Brad had a thing going with Angie and ended things with Jen.. tried hiding it @@ whatever.

    Who cares its their life. They seem like good women! I like both Jens.
  • #6 Comment from destinyshallrise 
    8/8/06 3:04 PM Permalink
    I think If J-Lo is having Marc's Baby Then its her Buisness and no one elses,if she wants to let ppl kno...then she will...I'm glad she's keeping her relationship between her n marc n not between the whole world...She should keep it up....As for the Other Jen...Girlfriend shouldn't be leaving Vince...If anything she should be claimin him all the way...To Hell With Brad and Angie...they didn't care what there relationship did to other's...Jen A should be proud of her man,marry him,and make him a papa!!....At the end of it all, both Jen's should Keep there heads up and keep reaching for the stars, and keep doing there thang!!!!
  • #5 Comment from deede4525 
    8/8/06 2:15 PM Permalink
    Gee, I'm really sick of these people that try to pretend that Jennifer Anniston is some sort of saint.  The girl was boinking Vince Vaughn while she was MARRIED to, so what does that make her?

    No woman can TAKE a man away from another.  It isn't possible.  Do you JA lovers think Angelina tied Brad up and raped him after he split from JA?

    Even your precious Jennifer says Brad did not cheat on her while they were together.  Why can't you belive her?  She's been in all the mags complaining and whining.  Enough already.

    Who cares if she has a child?  The only person that really cared was Brad because we all know she PROMISED him a child before they married then refused to get pregnant.  She committed FRAUD.

    It wouldn't be any different if JA had wanted children and Brad refused.  JA then would have every right to DIVORCE him because he would have known this is what she wanted BEFORE those marriage vows were exchanged.

    JA LOST Brad.  Angelina did not STEAL him.

    As for J-Lo, I'm surprised she is still with Marc Anthony.  I'm sure she didn't want John Travolta to be in the Dallas movie because she always has affairs with her co-stars and we all know Kelly Preston would have kicked her ass!

    Anyone that lives in Texas knows that in the 70's and 80's NO extremely WEALTHY WHITE man would have had a Latino wife or an African American wife. This might sould wrong, but it's true.  Nothing against Latinos or Blacks at all.  We all know these men had TROPHY wives that consisted mostly of former Miss Something or another as wives.  This was the 70's and 80's afterall....big hair and all.

    JLo NEVER made sense when it came to playing Sue Ellen.  Ever hear of a Latino women named SUE ELLEN?
  • #4 Comment from cannibaldisorder 
    8/8/06 9:38 AM Permalink
    Who the fuck cares.
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