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Monday, August 7, 2006
4:48:00 PM EDT

YouTube War: The Proactiv Commercials

YouTube has made it possible for us to engage in one of our very favorite entertainment activiites: watching Proactiv commercials. Having spent the better part of an hour doing this, we have a question for you: which starlet is better at shilling pimple juice?
     Jessica Simpson                                                          Lindsay Lohan

       
Remember to evaluate grace, style, poise, clearness of skin and believability of voice-over.

OlYellaCerebella: I want my Proactiv from Lindsay. She looks so sweet and beautiful and I just want to be her friend and for us to have clear skin together.
DishUpontheStars: But Jessica had that really convincing crater-face.
OlYellaCerebella: Lindsay isn't selling clear skin. She's selling the pure camaraderie of girlhood. And I want to go to the mall with her.



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  • #103 Comment from s3xyirishlass13 
    10/4/06 6:51 PM Permalink
    Well, considering Jessica STILL has REALLY BAD ACNE, I'll go with Lindsay.
  • #102 Comment from plewislasvegas 
    8/27/06 10:37 AM Permalink
    Yes in the past Jessica, like many of us have used other products.  Jessica has said in the past that she has used Accutain, but she has also said in interviews since that Accutain didnt give the long-term results that she was hoping for.  She stopped using Accutain and later switched to Pro-Active!

    Lets not sit here and try to act like, she's the first woman to up-grade to another product, because she didnt like the results from the products she was using before!  We've all been there!  I tried using that Blistex Chap Stick and I had to switch back to the brand that had originaly used.  That Blistex was no good for me, my lips got so sore, that it hurt to press my lips toghther.
  • #101 Comment from goldenrule10 
    8/15/06 5:41 PM Permalink
    Both Lindsay, and Jessica should comsume lots more of SPERM.
    It has high natural protein content and ingredients that fight Pimples.
    My Girlfriend is a living proof that this works
  • #100 Comment from cutiepuff28 
    8/10/06 10:25 AM Permalink
    I think jessica is very real, and I think she actually used it.  She definately had some bad acne at some time in her life.  Lindsay doesn't/didn't have any "acne".  just one little zit.  I know people who have used proactiv and it worked amazingly on them.  I tried it, and it burned my skin too much to keep using it.  so it didn't quite work for me.  Everyone's skin is different and its always worth a try to use it.  They also show pictures of other people who have used it that have clear skin now.  How is that not believable?  Lindsay's speech seemed very fake and info-mercial like, no one will be convinced after watching lindsay lohan do that commercial.
  • #99 Comment from emilyrom15 
    8/10/06 8:29 AM Permalink
    I am not a big believer in celebrity endorsements. I find it hard to believe many of them particular when I know first hand  Proactive is not that great of a product.
    It can be irritating to skin.
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