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Wednesday, August 9, 2006
1:42:00 PM EDT

Suri Might Be More Real Than We Thought

OlYellaCerebella: Hey look, PageSix says Vanity Fair won the rights to photograph Suri!!!!!
DishUpontheStars: TomKat must have found a convincing baby to rent.
OlYellaCerebella: I'm sure the baby will be appropriately babyish...but how are they going to get rid of that dead look in Katie's eyes.
DishUpontheStars: They can consult the
brilliant Photoshop technicians at Harper's Bazaar.



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  • #21 Comment from s3xyirishlass13 
    10/4/06 7:02 PM Permalink
    She doesn't exist. Tom was waiting upon the aliens to send in the replacement. Just like they did with poor Katie....
  • #20 Comment from sammii1290 
    8/22/06 12:36 PM Permalink
    Ok people I understand they want to keep there daughter out of the limelight. But the way they're doing it is so creepy. It's like she doesn't exsist.
  • #19 Comment from cyndtwo 
    8/19/06 8:12 PM Permalink
    I have read some sick comments in here but that takes the cake. So funny that a child would have disabilites? I pray for you. You need help. I don't blame them for keeping their child out of the spot light for awhile. With all the sick people out here, I would be scared for that child.

    Tom, I think you are doing the right thing. And really. Who cares what anyone thinks. She is your child and you raise her like you see fit.
  • #18 Comment from ginaskinn726 
    8/17/06 12:46 PM Permalink
    O.k. here is my opinion: Being a mother, I can not express how proud I was of my child, I couldnt wait for people to see her.  I showed her of proudly.  Now here we have two people (Tom and Kat) who have managed to keep there child well out of sight, They are either trying to hide the fact that she doesnt exist or the child was born with a deformity of some kind...Can you imagine being Tom Cruise with a deformed child?  Oh My God, that would be too funny....
  • #17 Comment from georgiamorgan08 
    8/14/06 7:53 PM Permalink
    Please -- Rosemary's baby????  Tom and Katie are VERY public figures who have made decisions about their child according to their own needs as VERY public figures.  I don't care if the public dishes adults, but all the horrid comments that have been written about that baby are INSANE!  We, as members of this world, should be focused on protecting a baby in any way that we can and that means withholding negative comments also.  Whether you like Tom or Katie, or think that she is in over her head in a relationship with him is irrelevant in the baby issue.  I enjoy Tom's acting and always have and feel that as he ages his acting is becoming better and better.  So what if he is "short" (that's only a personal issue anyway)- for the needs of the public, all he has to do is provide a good acting performance in movies that we pay to see.  Obviously, millions of people don't care about his height or anything else, because he is most always a sure thing at the box office.  I think Tom is sexy and handsome and I, like every other woman, would be over my head in a relationship with such a long-term, public figure. Leave Suri alone - she is a baby.
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