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Thursday, August 10, 2006
2:14:00 PM EDT

Katie Couric, America's Paper Doll

OlYellaCerebella: I'm so tired of reading articles nitpicking Katie Couric's outfits.
DishUpontheStars: Yeah. If she were a guy, no one would care what she was wearing. It wouldn't be an issue.
OlYellaCerebella: I've created a solution: Katie Couric paper dolls. You dress a Katie doll in whatever ridiculous outfit you can think up, or you dress her the way you want to see her, or you just cut her out, pin her to your bulletin board and yell at her blank doll face until you get your consuming need to be Katie Couric's stylist out of your system.
DishUpontheStars: Ok. Let's see the prototype.
OlYellaCerebella: Here it is:



                   
 TheCoolerBlog: Thora Birch EMO BOB for Katie Couric!
OlYellaCerebella:
to draw the myspace crowd to nightly news



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  • #45 Comment from uofmgradkh82 
    9/3/06 1:18 PM Permalink
    I admire Katie, and have always admired her. I've missed her being on air, and hope she'll be successful at CBS. She has been through a lot of tragedy (the deaths of her husband and her sister), and instead of wallowing in her grief, she has used these horrific events to teach the rest of us. I know lives have been saved by her unselfish actions. I also admire that she continues to reinvent herself,either in her appearance, style, or in her work. If people don't want to watch her, then they don't have to. As for me, I can't wait to see what she is wearing each day, and what effect she will have on those of us who love her. YOU GO KATIE!!
  • #44 Comment from sryan10356 
    9/1/06 3:55 PM Permalink
    You've got to be kidding Barbara Walters probably has a life style mirrow in every room or her house. Kattie is a gracious and gentile human being! Babs of course married into money that is how she got her started.
  • #43 Comment from donmarine50 
    8/31/06 2:10 AM Permalink
    Karie admitted a short wile back that she wanted to be a bigger news persom than Barbara Walters. Karie will NEVER be better, she may do somethings, like be a solo news anchor, which Barbara never was. Katie may earn a lot more money, as an anchor. But she will never get rid of her tremondous ego, which Barbara never had.
  • #42 Comment from campusmayhemking 
    8/26/06 11:16 PM Permalink
    I'm not really into older women much but If I HAD to choose one It would be her.  She is perky.
  • #41 Comment from dodacrazy 
    8/22/06 2:34 PM Permalink
    my guess is its Amy Stevens since she is the news ackor for CBS for anybody that has any common sence would not watch CBS or listen to there radio stations and alot of businesses that run ads thru CBS will be sorry for they are courpt and work drug dealers and prostitutes and they call that news turn off CBS and try us news today if you want honest news....CBS USE THERE NEWS AND SHOWS AS TAGS FOR ILLIGAL DRUG BUSINESS AND ALSO CBS AMUSEMENT PARKS ,CRUISES AND NIGHT CLUBS RUN THE  HOOKER SERVICE THRU AND ALSO DEALINGS IN ILLIGAL DRUG SALES SHIPMENTS ARE RUN BY SCOTT STOUCH{AKA SCOTT MONTE FROM HAMILTON,OHIO}CHECK OUT WHO ELSE SUPPORTS THE LOW LIFES CBS'S VIPE MAGIZENE
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