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Friday, August 11, 2006
12:53:00 PM EDT

Hope She Ain't a Golddigga, Kanye


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OlYellaCerebella:
Here's one you don't hear every day:
Kanye West is engaged!
DishUpontheStars: I wonder who the lucky lady is!
OlYellaCerebella: I don't know...but I am just thrilled to hear this. I LOVE Kanye! I feel this weird maternal goodwill towards him.
DishUpontheStars: Kinda like "I wanna scream so loud for you/ Cuz I'm so proud of you"
OlYellaCerebella: Yes! Exactly! He put the words right into my mouth in Hey Mama.
DishUpontheStars: Well, in honor of Kanye West, the type of person who is a good enough son to write the line "Just tell me what kind of S-Type Donda West like?
Tell me the perfect color so I make it just right"
OlYellaCerebella: !which clearly means he'd be a super husband!
DishUpontheStars: Let's all listen to
Hey Mama.
OlYellaCerebella: Or, for those of you who don't love this song for how awesome it is both on straightforward AND ironic levels at ONCE... i don't know. Go listen to Dave Mattews or something.

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  • #45 Comment from lilangelny7 
    8/22/06 2:08 AM Permalink
    i like Kanye West & his music but it just sometimes seems that he thinks he the best or he thinks that he's all that but i have much luv 4 him! Hope he & his Fiancee last =]
  • #44 Comment from xneet14x 
    8/18/06 11:06 AM Permalink
    hez thinkz he da sht...so there marriage prolli be spiltz in lik a yr or so
  • #43 Comment from darbisams 
    8/16/06 11:16 AM Permalink
    Go BUSH!!!
  • #42 Comment from kite250 
    8/15/06 10:53 AM Permalink
    Imma Sing A Song

    Kanye West Is Da Shit
    All Yall Haters Are Dissed
    Fuck Bush And All Dis Dumb Ass White Ppl
    Black Will Rule Da World For Sho
  • #41 Comment from macruckus20 
    8/15/06 7:58 AM Permalink
    He is a big cry baby and I hope she takes all his money lol
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