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That Famous Lohan Entrepreneurial Spirit
OlYellaCerebella: I've got a puzzler for ya
LowCultureGuru: [does pistol fingers] Shoot.
OlYellaCerebella: You know how Lindsay Lohan like, never ever ever goes to work.
LowCultureGuru: Indeed.
OlYellaCerebella: Well apparently she's starting a business.
LowCultureGuru: What kind of business?
OlYellaCerebella: A tattoo business. A tattoo lifestyle company.
LowCultureGuru: On the surface, it appears not to make sense. Why would the notoriously anit-labor starlet create more work for herself. But in reality, she can't help it--it's genetic. She inherited her indomitable entrepreneurial spirit from her mother.
OlYellaCerebella: But Dina doesn't work. She's too busy doing body shots off of minors!
LowCultureGuru: Well when she's not dispensing alcohol, she's dispensing words of wisdom.
OlYellaCerebella: She's wise?
LowCultureGuru: The kids call it less "wise," more "the White Oprah."
OlYellaCerebella: I see her more as the "White Montel"
LowCultureGuru: Well, only the visual manifestation of her talk show will tell.
OlYellaCerebella: I can promise you that if she does indeed get a talk show, it will not be female empowerment hour. It will be the girls pulling each other's hair out nonstop hour.
LowCultureGuru: But like everything the Lohan workhorse slave machine stamps its brand on--it will surely be great fun to watch.
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maybe she should ditch the tattoo idea and go into potato sack dresswear. or maybe bras. nah, I don't think she knows that they are.
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lohan is phoney just like montel she'll do just fine in this know brain world !!!!
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lohan is phoney just like montel she'll do just fine in this know brain world !!!!
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ya Adam Bong song sucks just like Loran both are total losers,NEITHER ONE COULD DO ANYTHING BUT SHOPLIFT AND STEAL OTHERS WORK!
8/19/06 3:09 PM