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Monday, August 14, 2006
3:31:00 PM EDT

How to Lose a Guy in Six Years


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LowCultureGuru:
Holy Nick and Jessica! Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson are splitting up!
DishUpontheStars: So much for the happy hippy couple.
LowCultureGuru: Well this is good news for Marc Anthony.
DishUpontheStars: Why?
LowCultureGuru: He is now officially the world's leading unattractive musician with a disproportionately hot wife.
DishUpontheStars: It's possible that underneath the grizzly facial hair, Chris Robinson is attractive. How else would their kid be so gorgeous?
LowCultureGuru: The indomitable power of Goldie Hawn's perfect golden beauty genes.
DishUpontheStars: Maybe Chris' grizzle genes only become activated after puberty.
LowCultureGuru: Well, at any rate, this has been a sad week for musicians and their attractive wives.


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  • #43 Comment from campusmayhemking 
    8/27/06 4:36 AM Permalink
    Thats an attractive wife???? She's a plain jane.

  • #42 Comment from patgraham3 
    8/18/06 1:02 PM Permalink
    Agreed about the Black Crows!  Love their music and wish they'd bring some real music back to the pop world - UGHHHHHH!
  • #41 Comment from magicmoon715 
    8/17/06 7:01 PM Permalink
    I think it's sad that there splitting up.Chris Robinson is so kool and Kate is a beautiful person inside and out. I think they made a beautiful couple and a beautiful baby.Anyway,whatever happened to the Black Crows.I havn't heard anything about them latley.One of the best bands that came out in the 90's!!!!!!!!MagicMoon715
  • #40 Comment from patgraham3 
    8/17/06 6:21 PM Permalink
    Chris might be a big pothead, but hey, Kate was RAISED in a family who still live the ENTIRE hippie lifestyle ~ they probably lit the first joint she ever smoked.  Get a grip!  Chris Robinson did not introduce her to pot.  And if she is having an affair with Owen Wilson, he is much more fugly than Chris Robinson will ever be ~ with or without a haircut or a shower!!!  Owen, oh you of the Donald Trump nose and rosebud mouth.  FUGLY!!!!!
  • #39 Comment from dmkane74 
    8/16/06 6:31 PM Permalink
    dcal58 says Paul and Joanne have lasted. I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure Newman and Woodward split a few years back. Paul found someone younger to appear with him on the labels of his line of food products.
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