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Monday, August 14, 2006
August 2006
The Cooler Must Know: Where Do You Go After Poop?
YWTC: Jessica Simpson Shuts Up
Cooler Apology: Sorry Angelina, Shakira
The Cooler Presents: Unwanted on eBay
Janet Jackson Might Fluctuate, But Michael Jackson Got His Worse
YWTC: Britney Does Japan
Jessica Simpson Enters Newest Doomed Relationship
YouTube War: In the Bathroom
John Mark Karr and the Chocolate Factory
The Adventures of Hershey and Sharkie: The Corndog
K-Fed's Corndog for Sale
Paris Knocked Off Her Pedestal?
Irrelevant Stars, Extravagant Incomes
Conan O'Tasteless
YWTC: Charlie's Angels
The Curse of the Beatles Wives
G.G.G. 8.25.06
I Am African = Mixed Messages for the Children
Angelina Jolie Gets Her Angry-Teenager-Style Jack Bauer On
Is J-Lo Having a Baby??
YWTC: The Emancipation of Mariah's Abs
Buy Ashlee and Jessica's Childhood Memories
The Great Socialite Enigma
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Tom Cruise Is the Craziest of Them All
The Worst Idea Ever Award Goes To...
YouTube War: Newlyweds Vs. Chaotic
Does Britney Spears Hate Jessica Simpson?
Sam Jackson Can't Shoot All the Windows Out of a Movie Theater, People
YWTC: Jessica Simpson, Girl Metalmouth
All Aboard the Cruisazy Train, Next Stop Unemployment
The End of the World as We Know It
The Break-Up 2 (Starring Brad and Angelina)
K-Fed: Masterpiece Theater
What Would You Rather Do?
YWTC: K-Fed Is a Leg Man
G.G.G. 8.16.06
Haley Joel Osment: Back, and Ready to Party
YWTC: Rock 'N' Roll Lifestyle
The Adventures of Hershey and Sharkie
K-Fed to Lose Custody of His Fleet of Sharks
Did Vaughniston Implode???
What, Did It Steal Your Pic-a-nic Basket?
You + Me + Dupree - You = The Butterscotch Affair
Justin Timberlake Doesn't Realize That Taylor Hicks Is Justin Timberlake
YWTC: Jack "Jazz Fingers" Black
What Else Can You Find on David Copperfield's Island?
*!#@ on a Plane!
Expect Britney Spears to Have 20 to 30 More Kids
Girls, Girls, Girls
Barker Vs. Barker
Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens
How to Lose a Guy in Six Years
You Write the Jessica Simpson Song Titles
YWTC: Boy George Cleans Up
YouTube War: The PETA Ads
That Famous Lohan Entrepreneurial Spirit
GGG 8.11.06
Hope She Ain't a Golddigga, Kanye
YWTC: Nick Lachey and the Puppy Dog Eyes
The Worst Dressed Man in the World
Katie Couric, America's Paper Doll
YWTC: The Paris Review
They Who Truly Bring the Sexy Back
YWTC: Spandex Madonna
Angelina De-Brangelizing?
Suri Might Be More Real Than We Thought
Early 90s Children's Sitcom Stars Roundup
Why, Dave Navarro, Why?
VAUGHNISTON ENGAGED?
Is Reality Television Down in the Dumps?
Britney: The UnPhotoshopping
Gwyneth Does Her Part for Anorexia
YouTube War: The Proactiv Commercials
You Write the Paul McCartney Vengeance Lyrics
The Carnal Mystery of Paris Hilton
JenniferWatch: Breakups and Babies
Scarlett JoCowsson
Britney Breakdown?
Welcome to the Hotel Brangelina
CoolerHeads Present: This Week in the National Enquirer
GGG 8.4.06
Suri Vouch-Watch: Penelope Cruz Edition
YWTC: Sparkly TimberDance
Bad Parents Hall of Fame
'Lost'  Star Gets His Freak On Non-Stop
Elisabeth Hasselback Gets Her Angst On
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Nick "Mensa" Lachey Taps MTV's Intellectual Elite
Is Star Jones Getting Divorced?
"He's Koo-Koo Dude. He's Absolutely Out of His Mind."
Harry Potter, Meet Mischa Barton
It Won't Be a White Wedding
Mel Gibson's Weird Hairline
Lindsay Will No Longer Make Beautiful Music
Who's Your Daddy?
The Alice Cooper Center for Kids Who Can't ROCK Good
YWTC: Snakes on a Sam
« August 2006 Archive
Monday, August 14, 2006
3:04:00 PM EDT
Hearing Jessica Simpson's 'A Public Affair'

You Write the Jessica Simpson Song Titles

Normally we ask you to write the captions for photos.  But since Jessica Simpson recently asked her fans to choose her next single, we thought it'd be more fun to come up with new song titles for Ms. Simpson's latest album.  We took a shot and now it's your turn.

Front Cover:


Back Cover:


Album Illustrations: AOL News, Original Photos: Getty Images



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  • #242 Comment from stevikaye 
    11/12/06 10:21 PM Permalink
    I think that Jessica is not smart at all. But she is hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • #241 Comment from mrbrightside976 
    8/28/06 10:25 AM Permalink
    jUST BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE JEALOUS OF HER HOTNESS AND HER TALENT DOESN'T MEAN THAT SHOULD BE TRASHING HER. SHE IS ALOT BETTER THEN U AND FOR THE LOSERS THAT ARE SAYING THAT HER DADDY IS EVERYTHING WOW JUST GET OVER URSELF
  • #240 Comment from mrbrightside976 
    8/28/06 10:24 AM Permalink
    jUST BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE JEALOUS OF HER HOTNESS AND HER TALENT DOESN'T MEAN THAT SHOULD BE TRASHING HER. SHE IS ALOOT BETTER THEN U AND FOR THE LOSERS THAT ARE SAYING THAT HER DADDY IS EVERYTHING WOW JUST GET OVER URSELF
  • #239 Comment from stellarr73 
    8/22/06 7:19 PM Permalink
    chitty chitty bang (me) bang
    hey who took my push up bra
    im here for happy hour
    proactive made me "active" hubba hubba
    dont you wish your girlfriend was blonde like me
    i'll never let you go nick (without leaving the jag)
    ****and could forget these christmas favorites***
    i saw daddy kissing santaclause
    do you hear what i hear (cha-ching)
    all i want for christmas is my daisy dukes
    jingle my bell(s) please
    *ok im tired bye*
  • #238 Comment from lilangelny7 
    8/22/06 2:04 AM Permalink
    LMAO0OO SRRY I HAVE NUTTIN AGAINST HER BUT U PPL MADE ME LAUGH!
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